Okey, this section is not done yet. As soon
as I finish checking the next season, then I'll post it right
away.........so, come back later!!!!
Season 1 :
CHANDLER: She's amazing! She
makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
MONICA: Well, go over to her!
She's not with anyone.
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, and what
would my opening line be? 'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'
Ep. 6 ~TOW the Butt~
MNCA: [brings a plate of tiny
appetizers over] Hey, maybe this'll cheer you up.
CHAN: Ooh, you know, I had
a grape about five hours ago, so I'd better split this with you.
MNCA: It's supposed to be
that small. It's a pre-appetizer. The French call it an amouz-bouche.
CHAN: [tastes it] Well....
it is amouz-ing...
Ep. 15 ~TOW The Stoned Guy~
MONICA: I can't believe you.
You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?
CHANDLER: Well, you still
haven't taken down the Christmas lights.
MONICA: Congratulations, I
think you've found the world's thinnest argument.
Ep. 16 ~TOW The Two Parts-Part
1~
(ENTER MONICA, WHO CREEPS UP
NEXT TO CHANDLER)
MONICA: Brrrrrrr!
(CHANDLER CLUTCHES AT HIS
PHONE BEFORE REALISING)
CHANDLER: Hell is filled with
people like you.
Ep. 20 ~TOW The Evil Orthodontist~
MNCA: I want a baby.
CHAN: Mmmm. Not tonight, honey.
I got an early day tomorrow.
MNCA: Get up. Come on. Let's
get some coffee.
CHAN: Oh, ok, 'cause we never
do that.
Ep. 23 ~TOW The Birth~
MNCA: No fair. I don't even
have one. How come they get two?
CHAN: You'll get one.
MNCA: Oh yeah? When?
CHAN: All right. I'll tell
you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you
say you and I get together and have one?
MNCA: Why won't I be married
when I'm 40?
CHAN: Oh, no, no. I just meant
hypothetically.
MNCA: Ok, hypothetically,
why won't I be married when I'm 40?
CHAN: No, no, no.
MNCA: What is it? Is there
something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
CHAN: [trapped] Uh, uh.
MNCA: Well?
CHAN: Dear God! This parachute
is a knapsack! [throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting
in]
Ep. 23 ~TOW The Birth~
Season 5 :
Monica: Well, we certainly are alone.
Chandler: Yes! Good thing we have that, "Not in New York" rule.
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we're-we're on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going
through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Ross' mother?
Chandler: Right.
Monica: Well, an-anyway, I just...that night meant a lot to me, I guess I'm just trying to say thanks.
Chandler: Oh. Y'know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn't because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant
a lot to me...cause, you're really hot! Is that okay?
Monica: (laughs) That's okay.
Chandler: And I'm cute too.
Monica: And you're cute too.
Chandler: Thank you! (They hug.) All right, I gotta go unpack.
Monica: Okay.
Chandler: Bye.
(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)
Chandler: (entering) I'm still on London time, does that count?
Monica: That counts!
Chandler: Oh, good! (They start kissing.)
Ep. 1 ~TO After Ross Says Rachel~ and thanks to Natchou
Extra add : Hey, wanna see how close
Matthew and Courteney are?!?
