What's Ross and Phoebe relationship?!? Well.....Ross is Phoebe's ex-rommates' brother!! And, now they're FRIENDS!!!!! What's their moments?? I have to say Ross and Phoebe's Moments are the most rarely to find!! But, anyway....here they are :
Season 2
ROSS: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?
PHOEBE: Nah. Not really.
ROSS: You don't believe
in evolution?
PHOEBE: I don't know, it's
just, you know...monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a, it's a nice story,
I just think it's a little too easy.
ROSS: Too easy? Too...The
process of every living thing on this planet evolving over millions of
years from single-celled organisms, too easy?
PHOEBE: Yeah, I just don't
buy it.
ROSS: Uh, excuse me. Evolution
is not for you to buy, Phoebe. Evolution is scientific fact, like, like,
like the air we breathe, like gravity.
PHOEBE: Ok, don't get me
started on gravity.
ROSS: You uh, you don't
believe in gravity?
PHOEBE: Well, it's not
so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I
don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled
down as I am being pushed.
Ep. 3 ~The One Where Heckles
Dies~
ROSS: How can you not believe
in evolution?
PHOEBE: Just don't. Look
at this funky shirt!
ROSS: Pheebs, I have studied
evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils
from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species,
ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.
PHOEBE: Really? You can
actually see it?
ROSS: You bet. In the U.S.,
China, Africa, all over.
PHOEBE: See, I didn't know
that.
ROSS: Well, there you go.
PHOEBE: Huh. So now, the
real question is, who put those fossils there, and why?
Ep. 3 ~The One Where Heckles
Dies~
ROSS: Ok, Pheebs. See how
I'm making these little toys move? Opposable thumbs. Without evolution,
how do you explain opposable thumbs?
PHOEBE: Maybe the overlords
needed them to steer their spacecrafts.
ROSS: Please tell me you're
joking.
PHOEBE: Look, can't we
just say that you believe in something, and I don't.
ROSS: No, no, Pheebs, we
can't, ok, because--
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive
need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about?
I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
ROSS: Is there blood coming
out of my ears?
Ep. 3 ~The One Where Heckles
Dies~
PHOEBE: Uh-oh. It's Scary
Scientist Man.
ROSS: Ok, Phoebe, this
is it. In this briefcase I carry actual scientific facts. A briefcase of
facts, if you will. Some of these fossils are over 200 million years old.
PHOEBE: Ok, look, before
you even start, I'm not denying evolution, ok, I'm just saying that it's
one of the possibilities.
ROSS: It's the only possibility,
Phoebe.
PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could
you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the
brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up
until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest
thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came
out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that
you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be
wrong about this?
ROSS: There might be, a
teeny, tiny, possibility.
PHOEBE: I can't believe
you caved.
ROSS: What?
PHOEBE: You just abandoned
your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but
at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow?
How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you
going to face yourself?
(Ross closed his briefcase
and exits)
PHOEBE: Oh! That was fun.
So who's hungry?
Ep. 3 ~The One Where Heckles
Dies~
ROSS: [uncomfortable] Good,
so everybody's here. Everybody's good. So, were you gonna play something,
Phoebe?
PHOE: Oh, well, actually.........
ROSS: [impatient] Play
it!!
PHOE: Ok, all right.
Ep. 8 ~The One With the
List~
Season 3
PHOEBE: (entering) Hello.
ROSS: Hey!
JOEY: Whoa!
ROSS: Wow, hello! You look great!
PHOEBE: Thank you! I know, though.
ROSS: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are
my star.
PHOEBE: Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny.
Ep. 2 ~The One Where No One's Ready~ and thanks to Anna
Ross: (all depressed) Hi.
Where is everybody?
Phoebe: Oh, it’s already
closed, Chris gave me the keys to lock up-what is wrong?
Ross: My marriage, I think
my marriage is um, is kinda over.
Phoebe: Oh no! Why?
Ross: ‘Cause Carol’s a
lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and I’m not one. And apparently it’s
not a mix and match situation.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I don’t
believe it! Oh, you poor bunny.
Ross: (sets out a bunch
of shot glasses and starts to poor himself a drink, many drinks) I’m an
idiot. I mean shoulda seen it, I mean Carol and I’d be out and she’d, she’d
see some beautiful woman, and, and she’d be Ross y'know look at her, and
I’d think, God, my wife is cool!
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you
think that Susan person is her lover?
Ross: Well, now I do!!
Phoebe: I’m sorry.
Ross: Seven years. I mean
we’ve been together seven years, she’s the only woman who’s ever loved
me, and the only woman I’ve-I’ve ever....
Phoebe: Aw, God Ross. Oh.(goes
over and hugs him)
Ross: Maybe this wouldn't
happened if I’d been more nurturing, or I’d paid more attention, or I...
had a uterus. I can’t believe this!
Phoebe: I know no, no,
y'know you don’t deserve this, you don’t Ross. You’re, you’re really, you’re
so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: And you’re so sweet.
(kisses him on the other cheek) And you’re kind (kisses him on the lips)
Ross: Thanks. (kisses her
on the lips)
(They pause, and they the
start kissing passionately, and taking off each others clothes, and they
start to lie down on the pool table.)
Ross: Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
Phoebe: Huh?
(Ross tries to clear off
the pool table by knocking the balls to the other end of the table, but
they all bounce back, and he frantically starts to throw them into the
pockets.)
Phoebe: Okay, it’s okay.
(Phoebe jumps on to the
table and lays down, Ross follows her and hits his head on the light hanging
over the pool table.)
Phoebe: Oh. (they start
kissing again)
Ross: Wait, wait, wait.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: My foot is stuck
in the pocket.
Phoebe: What?
Ross: No, I can’t get it
out.
Phoebe: Well, that’s not
something a girl wants to hear.
Ross: No, come on don’t
start. (they start kissing again) Ouch!
Phoebe: What?
Ross: Stupid balls are
in the way. (holds up two balls)
(They both look at each
other and start laughing (Lisa almost lost it there), and sit up. Ross
hits his head on the lamp again.)
Ross: Oh well. It probably
would’ve been the most constructive solution.
Phoebe: You have chalk
on your face.
Ross: Huh? (the rest of
the gang enters)
Phoebe: Oh, Ross you’re
right, I don’t know why I always thought this was real grass.
Ep. 6 ~The One With The
Flashback~
Season 4
Phoebe: (she turns around and puts the cat on the entertainment center) Ross, how many parents have you lost?
Ross: None.
Phoebe: Okay, then you don’t know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Do you? I believe this is my Mother.
Even if I’m wrong, who cares? Just be a friend. Okay? Be supportive.
Ross: I’m sorry.
Phoebe: Okay.
Ross: I don’t know what to say.
Rachel: You could.... say you’re sorry to her mom.
Phoebe: I think she would like that.
Ross: (goes over to Julio) Come here, here, come here, come here, (pause) Mrs. Buffay. Sorry, about what I said, umm, it
was, it was insensitive of me to say that you were just a cat. When clearly you are also the reincarnated spirit, of my friend’s
mother.
Phoebe: Thank you. We both forgive you.
Ep. 2 ~The One With The Cat~ and thanks to Chandler Marie