Okey, this section is not done yet. As soon as I finish checking the next season, then I'll post it right away.........so, come back later!!!!
First Season:
ROSS: Mmm. (THEY BOTH REACH
FOR THE LAST COOKIE) Oh, no-
RACHEL: Sorry-
ROSS: No no no, go-
RACHEL: No, you have it, really,
I don't want it-
ROSS: Split it?
RACHEL: Okay.
ROSS: Okay. (THEY SPLIT IT)
You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had
a, um, major crush
on you.
RACHEL: I knew.
ROSS: You did! Oh.... I always
figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
RACHEL: I did.
ROSS: Oh. Listen, do you think-
and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor
here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?
RACHEL: Yeah, maybe...
ROSS: Okay... okay, maybe
I will...
RACHEL: Goodnight.
ROSS: Goodnight.
Ep. 1 ~TOW Monica Gets a New
Roommate (The Pilot)~
ROSS: ...How long was I in
there?
RACHEL: I'm just cleaning
up.
ROSS: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need
any help?
RACHEL: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks!
(SHE HANDS HIM THE BROOM AND THEN SITS DOWN)
ROSS: Anyway.. um.. (STARTS
TO SWEEP) So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
RACHEL: Oh.. a little..
ROSS: Mm-hmm..
RACHEL: A lot.
ROSS: Mm.
RACHEL: So, got any advice?
Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?
ROSS: Well, you may wanna
steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this
broken shell of a man,
y'know, so you should try
not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll
go down there, and I'll give
Barry back his ring, and you
can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
RACHEL: Oh, you've got Carol
tomorrow.. When did it get so complicated?
ROSS: Got me.
RACHEL: Remember when we were
in high school together?
ROSS: Yeah.
RACHEL: I mean, didn't you
think you were just gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it?
(ROSS GAZES AT HER)
..Ross?
ROSS: Yes, yes!
RACHEL: Oh! Man, I never thought
I'd be here.. (SHE LEANS BACK ONTO HIS HAND)
ROSS: Me either... (HE PULLS
UP A STOOL AND SITS DOWN SO AS NOT TO HAVE TO PULL HIS HAND
AWAY)
Ep. 2 ~TOW the Sonogram at
the End~
ROSS: So, uh, Rachel, what
are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
RACH: Oh, big glamour night.
Me and Monica at Laundorama.
ROSS: Oh, you uh, you wanna
hear a freaky coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
RACH: Who?
ROSS: Me. Was that not clear?
Hey, why don't, um, why don't I just join you both, here?
RACH: Don't you have a laundry
room in your building?
ROSS: Yes, I do have a laundry
room in my building, um, but there's a.... rat problem. Apparently they're
attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin'
out all.... fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish?
RACH: Sure.
Ep. 5 ~TOW the East German
Laundry Detergent~
RACH: [to Ross] Yes! Did you
see that?
ROSS: You were incredible!
Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
RACH: I could not have done
this without you.
[Rachel stands up and kisses
Ross. He is stunned. A moment of silence follows.]
ROSS: Ok, um, uh, more clothes
in the dryer? [Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.] I'm
fine, I'm fine.
RACH: Are you sure?
ROSS: No.
Ep. 5 ~TOW the East German
Laundry Detergent~
Ross: [Watching Marcel and
talking to Rachel] I wanted this to work so much. I mean I'm still in there,
changing his
diapers, pickin' his fleas...
but he's just phoning it in. Just so hard to accept the fact that something
you love so much doesn't
love you back.
Rachel: ...I think that bitch
cracked my tooth.
Ep. 10 ~TOW The Monkey~
ROSS: Hey.
RACHEL: Hey.
ROSS: You all right?
RACHEL: Ooh, I've been better...
ROSS: Come here. [he hugs
Rachel] Listen, you deserve so much better than him...you know, I mean,
you, you, you should be
with a guy who knows what
he has when he has you.
RACHEL: Oh, Ross...
ROSS: What?
RACHEL: I am so sick of guys.
I don't want to look at another guy, I don't' want to think about another
guy, I don't even want to
be near another guy. [Ross crosses arms]
ROSS: Huh.
RACHEL: Oh Ross, you're so
great!
ROSS: Ohhhh [hugs her &
sighs]
Ep. 12 ~TOW The Dozen Lasagnas~