FACT OF THE DAYAs a public service to you all I have created the Fact of the Day page to keep you learning during the summer! Oh Boy! But as I hope to prove, learning can be fun!
50% of married woman polled would rather eat chocolate than have sex with their husbands. 100% of men want sex.
Analysis- There are going to be a lot more overweight women soon
- The birth rate is going to plummet
Solutions- Nuke all countries that grow the Cacao Bean*
- All woman marry two men from now on
- I sue Hershey for keeping me from finding a date, and then I sue Nestle, etc. I get rich!
*Cacao Bean - is the bean used to produce chocolate. Europeans mispronounced and misspelled it giving us the Cocoa bean in English.