A tribute to the best show ever.

• Homer: Kids, Kids! I'm not gonna die! That only happens to bad people!
• Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln?
• Homer: Ummm..He sold poisoned milk to school children

• Homer: Saxamaphone.....Saxamaphone....

• Marge: Lisa, there is more to life then just sports.
• Homer: SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS! Marge,Bart gets to sit in the front seat today because he is a good guy at sports!

• Voice on Loudspeaker: Attention employees, your power plant has been taken over by a group of all-star terrorists. Resist and be destroyed.
• Homer:Not on my shift!

• Government Inspector: Mr. Burns, your powerplant violates nearly every labor law in the book! We even found a missing Mexican soccer team working in your reactor.
• Stuart:Quack!Quack!
• Mr. Burns:Get back to work you lazy duck!

• Baby Bart: I am so smart! S-M-R-A-T!

• Homer(narrating):It wasn't easy juggling a pregnant wife and a little child, but somehow I managed to fit in 9 hours of TV a day.

• Homer:A newborn baby and a free burger! Is this the best day of my life?
• TV:Next up, an hour long episode of Mama's Family!
• Homer:YESSS!

• Homer:When I was a little boy I wanted a baseball glove really bad but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath as long as I could until I passed out and bashed my head on the coffee table. The doctor said I might have brain damage!
• Bart:What was the point of that story?
• Homer: I like stories!

• Bart:Skinner says the teachers are going to break any minute now, purple monkey dishwasher
• Ms. Krabapple:We'll get him for that one, especially the purple monkey dishwasher remark
• Compliments to Joe for getting this one

• Homer:Ahhhh.....sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it?

• Lisa:I don't know how to tell Ralph that I don't like him.
• Marge:Just tell him the truth.
• Homer:And if that doesn't work, three simple words: I am gay.

• Mojo: Pray for Mojo.

• Mr. Burns:Smithers, I am enjoying this so called "iced cream."