Take That You Thrice @$##$@# Trumpets!
I did not make these jokes.
These people
did.Oh Yeah,TAKE THAT JEREMY!
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.
What's the difference between a Trumpet player and the rear end of a horse?
I don't know either.
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?
"Hi. I'm better than you."
What is a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't.
The Two Best Jokes
Why can't a gorilla play trumpet?
He's too sensitive.
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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