So what, there not all real states again.
10.Alabama - for giving us Hicks
9.Whatever state gave us rap
8.Whatever state gave us country western
7.Rhode Island - because its just stupid
6.Indiana - for giving us Nascar Racing
5.Kentucky - a travesty to derbies everywhere
4.Chihuahua - We conquered it in the Mexican War so why isn't it ours?
3.The state that Shelbyville is in
2.Maine - for not electing Chamberlain govenor a fifth time and then seceding from the Union and conquer all the other pitiful states
1.Texas - THE DALLAS COWBOYS