From the makers of The Duckpond comes:
The Smashing Pumpkins
Ate My Balls!!!
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One day in Geek U.S.A. Billy and the Pumpkins were hungry...FOR BALLS!!!
The other pumpkins thought this was a great idea, so they wrote a song about it.
The first balls they ate were those of their opening act.
But somehow, Homer's balls failed to satisfy.
Billy's hunger for balls knew no limits!
However, Darcy was known to pack a few.
Meanwhile, James contemplated his role in the band...
Sometimes, like Jimmy, they took their hunger for balls too far.
Their thoughts went back to their childhood in 1979, before they were pumpkins.
Having become the biggest band in the world, they only had one more goal!
Finally, after years of hard work and determination, SUCCESS!!!
Awwww, it was all just a (Siamese) dream.
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