F For Flea Circus
classic cartoon skit
(Opening: We see a large red-orange lowercase letter F on the yellow background.)
Announcer: F!
(The letter F fades away. The yellow background changes into white as the letter F appears again.)
Announcer: Listen now to the letter F
Background Voices: F!
(The letter F fades away again. It is then drawn on the screen.)
Announcer: Because in the next few fragments, the letter F will be featured.
Background Voices: F!
(Scene switches to the ringmaster standing on the right next to a table covered by the blue tablecloth that has an f on it. On top of the table, it has a green placemat that has a mini circus tent, a mini Ferris wheel, a mini flag, a mini tennis net, and a mini cannon.)
Ringmaster: This is my fantastic flea circus featuring the fabulous flea family - Freddie, Fats, Fannie, Filbert, and Floyd Flea.
Filbert: Floyd has the flu.
Ringmaster: Flu?
Filbert: Mm-hmm. So Fats will fill in for Floyd.
Ringmaster: Fine.
Filbert: But make it fast, cause Fats has a five o clock flight to Finland.
Ringmaster: Lets feature Fats first on the format, then.
(drum roll) (To Fats) Fire away, Fats!
Fats: First I fly the flag
(pulls up the flag in quick speed)
... then a flute fanfare ...
(plays the flute in a couple of quick seconds)
... then I do a flying flip!
(does a flying flip and lands on a mini tennis net)
Oh, oh! Oh, oh! I fractured my foot.
Ringmaster: Now featuring Freddie and Fannie Flea firing the field cannon on Fort Founter!
Filbert: Freddie and Fannie are feuding and refused to perform.
Ringmaster: Find Filbert to fill in!
Filbert: Im Filbert!
Ringmaster: Listen Filbert, you follow Fats and fire on the fort.
Filbert: Fine, fine.
(as he starts firing the mini cannon by putting fire to the fuse)
First I put the flame to the fuse, and
(KABOOM!!! The placemat explodes like a bomb!)
Ringmaster: Filbert, you fool!!
Filbert: Oh, phooey!
Ringmaster: Anybody wanna buy a used F?
(Scene switches back to the red-orange letter F)
Memorized by Mikealan802@aol.com