Funny Farm

sung by the cartoon fiddler
could be The Amazing Slim
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
One, two, three, four
Five!
(Laughs)
Tickles me, I'll tell you why

Oh, there's a funny farm
Down the road from me
Where the silliest things happen
That you ever did see

Way late at night
When everything's dark
Five dogs (CLUCK)
Five hens begin to (BARK)
Five cats start (CROAK)
Five frogs (MEOW)
And this goes on 'till morning
And the crowing of the cows
(Four crowing sounds and a moo)

Five!

Transcribed by David Herrick