The Grouch Anthem
sung by Oscar the Grouch (Carroll Spinney)
and The Grouch Chorus
Announcer: Please rise for the Grouch Anthem.
Oscar: No, no, no. For the Grouch Anthem, you stay sitting down.
Down in front there! Now brace yourself, I'm gonna sing:
Grouches of the world unite!
Stand up for your grouchly rights!
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain
Just stand up and complain (heheheh)
Let this be the grouches' cause:
Point out everybody's flaws!
Something is wrong with everything
Except the way I sing!
(Cue Grouch Choir ooing in the background)
Spoken:
You know what's right with this world? Nuttin!
You know what gets me hot under the collar? You name it!
And the next time some goody-two-shoes smiles and tells you to have a nice day, just remember:
Sung:
Don't let the sunshine spoil the rain,
Just stand up and complain!
Just stand up and complain!
Transcribed by Julie Baker
available on the video
Follow That Bird (1984)
Also available in Spanish, on DVD and as a soundtrack CD