I Have A Little Plant

sung by Ernie as he waters his little plant
Dum dum dee dooo
Dooo dooo
I have a little plant
I always give her water
'Cause you see
She really loves her water
And she says
(ding, ding) (sounds like a triangle)
"Thank you"
(ding, ding)
To me
Even though I never hear it
But she says
(ding, ding)
"Thank you"
(ding, ding)
To me

I have a little plant
I put her in the sunlight
'Cause you see
She really loves the sunlight
And she says
(ding, ding)
"Thank you"
(ding, ding)
To me
Even though I never hear it
Still she says
(ding, ding)
"Thank you"
(ding, ding)
To me

She'll never give me flowers
Or cuddle like a pet
She'll never give me pretty fruit to eat
What you see is what you get

I have a little plant
I guess I'll keep on caring
'Cause you see
She really likes my caring
And she says
(ding, ding)
"Thank you"
(ding, ding)
To me
Even though I'll never hear it
Still she says
(ding, ding)
"Thank you"
(ding, ding)
To me
I can tell it very clearly
When she says
(ding, ding)
"Thank you"
(ding, ding)
To me

Spoken:
Well, she would if she could talk.
Wouldn't you little plant?
(ding, ding)
Okay.
(ding, ding)
You're welcome.
(ding, ding)
Well, that's easy for you to say.
(ding, ding)
Hey, later.

Transcribed by the archive's webmistress Tiny Dancer