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Drug Accusations Rock Myth World Cup
11/08/98 22:12 BST
Eldreth of the Warhammer Combat clan sends some troubling information...

Dear MYTH World Cup Official Council,

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I fear the vile smear of drug use has infected the World Cup, much as it has international competitions across the globe. While observing some team pratices at one of the tourney fields, I was in utter amazement at the sheer speed and agility displayed by one of the Trows as he nimbly led all others in a series of wind sprints and obstacle course runs. Chalking up the performance as the work of an amazing specimen, I though nothing more until I noticed this same Trow huddled in a corner of the field with a very notorious journeyman, an apothecary known world-wide for his illegal activity with banned roots and herbs.

Needless to say I was concerned, but didn't feel like sharing my accusations with an enraged Trow. Upon pulling over one of his warrior teammates, who showed great unease at my inquiries, I was told that I should mind my own affairs. "This is an internal matter," he said. "I try to keep to myself, but I once remember our captain, who was describing his disdain for the giant creatures, tell us in the locker room that 'The only good Trow is a stoned Trow'. Perhaps someone took his words the wrong way."

While I never did get the name of the team (there were many practicing on the field that day) both the Trow and the warrior bore tatoos on their upper arms that resembled large mugs of Guiness. While this could indicate the order of OMAG, I am not one to start unecessary hostilities off the field, and will hand the matter over to the MWC to handle as they see fit.

Respectfully yours

Eldreth of the Warhammer Combat Clan

The MWC Council will investigate this matter with the seriousness it deserves. We invite any explanations from the OMAG coach or other concerned parties.


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