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| Player Roster |
| Nazgul |
(login: Nazgul) |
| Pagan |
(login: Caliostro) |
| TeraByte |
(login: Turd) |
| Pendarric |
(login: Pendarric) |
| Winter Wolf |
(login: Khidar) |
| Contact Details |
| Captain: |
Nazgul (ICQ 4195945) |
| Alternate: |
Pagan |
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Player6Name: Squire
Player6Login: Robh
Bearers of the Iron Crown was formed one day when Nazgul had left a Pepsi
can sitting around a bit too long in the sun. He inadvertantly knocked it
over, unleashing a sludge of greenish hue, and intemperate disposition.
"I'll form an Order!" was the first thought to pop into his head,
followed quickly by, "Dammit! There goes my new shag carpeting!". He
quickly forgot the almost sentient Pepsi-spawn and logged into
bungie.net. As luck would have it, the exact same set of circumstances
had prompted Pagan to log in. "We should form an Order" they both said
simultaneously. "But what to call it?". Nazgul suggested the
'Stumpie-Pulping Bastards', while Pagan was partial to the 'Trow Moshing
Crew'. A little kid named Ravenstorm wandered by and said "It should have
an Iron Crown in it!!". Nazgul and Pagan immediately submitted and formed
the 'Bearers of the Iron Crown'. (The Pepsi sludge still doesn't
approve...) Founding members: Nazgul, Pagan, and Ravenstorm.
Our career highlights include a 300 watt halogen desklamp, and even a
black light that Nazgul brings out when he's feelin' funky (oh yeah!).
As for our playing style? Well, some would call it 'Crappy', 'Worthless',
or even 'Huh? They know we're playing Myth, right?'. We of course prefer
to think of it as 'Inspired', 'Genius!', or 'Yes! Yes! YES! Oh God! OH
GOD!' <cough> <ahem> excuse me.
Our main strength is extreme sarcasm. We have been known to cause teams to
flee the field of battle by using merely pithy remarks and witty
repartee. Occaisionly we use irony, but only if we're feeling
particularly nasty.
As for our weaknesses? Well obviously that would be our members. Take
away all of our members, and we would be the number one order on bnet,
and would repeatedly win every tourney we joined.
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