V: The Series Fan Fiction -- "You Are Receiving This Zine Because..."

V: The Series Fan Fiction "Out Of The War Zone" "You Are Receiving This Zine Because..." by VJ Wurth and Narrelle Harris

{ } Conversion is your idea of a fun night out...

{ } You gave us encouragement.

{ } You gave us money.

{ } You gave us a hard time.

{ } You know that the 'Cavatina' is not an Italian ice cream.

{ } You saw 'Top Gun' twice and still don't know who got top billing... "Who's Tom Cruise...?"

{ } Receding hairlines turn you on.

{ } The plans on the back of Weeties packets really do work.

{ } You think the best place for Elizabeth is on the top of a Christmas tree.

{ } You're a hairdresser.

{ } You've always wanted to be a Mexican bandit, too...

{ } Frankly, you just don't give a damn...

{ } Germans Shepherds are the breed.

{ } You know how to carry flowers on a motorbike.

{ } You're just a Visitor here...

{ } You live in a menagerie.

{ } Dill pickles and ice cream are a personal favourite.

{ } Chris Faber is your idea of cuddly.

{ } Clarence Hamilton Tyler said we had to give you one...

{ } You can't go wrong with Cup-A-Soup.

{ } You're Tonka-tuff, too.

{ } Resistance is useless.

{ } You're a member of the Mercenary's Guild.

{ } You think Kyle deserves to be thrown out of an airlock!

{ } Let's face it, you can't get by without your Tyler fix either...