Dont count your eggs or something about chickens... always soak your chicken wings in BBQ sauce for at least and hour b4 barbequing... they taste better that way

It's ok to eat fish cuz they dont have any feelings(tell me what band and what song that is from and i will umm give u a stick or hook you up with nik) NOTE nevermind the kim got it

Date blonds named kim or something... they're almost always nice i think

Goats are like those little tables that keep the pizas from getting squashed....

doing jumping jack naked will not lose more fat it will only hurt your penis...

Only Dive head first into pools with water... you will thank me later