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The Discard Pile
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By now you're probably thinking that Jonas and Anna always smile perfectly, Nicki
always poses happily, and that we're the world's finest amateur photographers.
Boy, have we fooled you!
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We knew right away that Jonas was something
special. He, apparently, could not have cared less. |
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Gravity 1.
Baby 0.
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The photo that inspired the "Discard Pile."
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"Let's get a picture of his new teeth. That should be easy..."
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"Yummy!"
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"Jonas! What big legs you have!"
(Jonas's head and arms, Grandma T's legs in a mirror.)
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In this picture, Jonas is:
a. Doing aerobics
b. Practicing for the lead in "Riverdance II"
c. Impersonating Fred Astaire
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In this picture, Jonas is:
a. Laughing
b. Saying "aah"
c. Impersonating Gene Simmons
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Bear bottom baby.
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It's amazing how a single snowflake sent this picture
to the Discard Pile in 1/500th of a second. |
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Jonas learns that only stuntmen can mount their
horses from the rear. |
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Anna's first appearance on the Discard Pile,
courtesy of a "professional" photographer. |