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How To Bathe your Cat

  1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
  2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
  3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
  4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so he can't escape).
  5. CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body to close to the edge, his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
  6. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which is quite effective.
  7. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
  8. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
  9. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely yours,.........
Peppy, The Dog
We can honestly say that no beaver's or mooses were injured during the creation of this section ....... Honest!!
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P.S. I had to hide for two days because the cat knew I told my owner to do this and Tommy
the cat was one mad cat at me.

Sent in by: Susan DiBiasi - California