AIRLINE JOKESPilot - Tower communications
|
AIR CARGO NEWS |
Tower (at Stuttgart): Lufthansa 5680, reduce to 170 knots.
Tower: Phantom - formation crossing control district without clearance,
state your call sign!
Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.
Pilot: Condor 471, I'm waiting for my Follow-me.
Tower: Delta Delta Whiskey, use taxiway zero-two-nine Charlie and Mike
to proceed to gate one-two.
Pilot: Bratislava Tower, this is Oscar Oscar Kilo established ILS one-six.
Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival.
Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?
LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
Tower: Swissair eight-oh-nine, turn left heading directly for Trasadingen
VOR. Do you need a radar vector ?
Pilot: Frankfurt information, this is Delta Bravo Zulu. We're over Dinkelsbuhl
flight level nine-five.
Tower: DE..., turn downwind for runway two-six, you're number two behind
a DC-9 turning base leg.
Tower: Hotel Papa Oscar climb four thousand to six thousand and maintain.
|
Pilot: Apron, Interflug 195, requesting start-up.
Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning.
Tower: Delta Zulu Romeo, turn right now and report your heading.
Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway.
Tower: Delta Oscar Mike, squawk 0476.
Tower: Delta Bravo Charlie, your squawk is really seven-zero-four-six?
Tower: Lufthansa eight-six-one-oh cleared for take-off.
Tower: Delta Mike Zulu, after landing cleared to taxi Alpha seven, Alpha
five, Whiskey two, Delta one and Oscar two.
Tower: Delta Fox Alpha, hold position, Marshall will park you.
Tower: Flamingo 019, do you have a Springbock in sight, twelve o'clock
five miles crossing from left to right ?
Pilot trainee: Lichtenfels info, DEITN, turning base right for runway
two-two for go and touch.
Tower: You have traffic at ten o'clock, six miles!
Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems?
Pilot: Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM two-four-two request start
up and push back, please.
Eggenfelden Info : D-EXXX pls. report persons aboard. |
|
Pilot: FLX three-zero, Tower, we're running out of fuel, please advise!
Tower: Washington D.C., Clearance Delivery: German Air Force 269, you
are cleared to Destination Indian Springs via after take off radar vectors
to 4000 feet thereafter present position direct BOM do not pass BOM at
6000 feet or below after passing 15000 feet turn right on heading 280
to intercept j156 direct ZZT thereafter intercept j158 own navigation
read back.
Tower: Cannot read you, say again!
Tower: What's your heigth and position?
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two
hours ago ?
|
The following story was told by Salvatore Baia, a pilot who was waiting in his Cessna for take-off clearance one fine morning at Zurich Airport. The situation was this: Weather: clear, visibility: good. Take-off runway was two-eight, landing runway one-six, alternate one-four. Tower: Alitalia 194, you are cleared to taxi to runway two-eight; line
up and hold. Expect take-off clearance shortly. In the mean time: runway one-six had a 737 with a wheel emergency and
was blocked. All traffic had to use one-four. An approaching 767 from
Cincinnati was guided downwind to land on two-eight. Its crew had been
airborne for more than eight hours ... ... and AZ194 was taking off - gracefully like a Space Shuttle...
|
|
CARGO PARTNER group - offers online tracking of your shipments |
Pirelli Calendar Classics : Over 100... |
Die herrschende Rechtsprechung hat entschieden, dass man durch Setzen eines Links sich die Inhalte der gelinkten Seite quasi zu eigen macht und mit zu verantworten hat. Dies kann - so die Gerichte - nur dadurch verhindert werden, indem man sich ausdrücklich von den Inhalten der verlinkten Seiten distanziert. Ich distanziere mich daher hiermit ausdrücklich von Inhalten jeglicher Art auf den von mir verlinkten Seiten. Ich erkläre ausdrücklich, dass ich auf die außerhalb meiner Domain liegenden Seiten keinerlei Einfluss bezüglich deren Gestaltung und Inhalt habe und somit auch nicht dafür verantwortlich bin. Sollten sich auf dieser Seite Links mit illegalen Inhalten befinden, so bitte ich darum, mich umgehend darüber zu informieren, damit ich die betreffenden Links entfernen kann. Schreiben Sie bitte an veggie_hp@hotmail.com