Gundam Wing Answering Machine Messages
Ever wonder what the Gundam Wing characters answering machines would say? Well I, Aisha Yuy, have found out!!
Heero Yuy
"I am out at the moment trying to find Relena and "destroy" her, so I can't come to the phone. However you can leave a message for me after the gunshot. By the way, if this is Relena, Omae O Korosu." (BANG!)
Duo Maxwell
(Barry White playing in the background)"Hey, you have reached Shinigami, also known as the Shag King!! If you are a pretty lady leave a message after the tone, and I will make sure to get back to you and fulfill your every need. If you are guy, well sorry I don't swing that way. If you are Hilde, I am so sorry baby, I didn't mean any of it!"
Trowa Barton
"................................................................................................................................................"(beep)
Quatre Raberba Winner
"Hi, you have reached Quatre, I am unable to come to the phone right now, I am too busy organizing my Hello Kitty sticker collection. If you would like to leave a message, leave it after the beat."(beep)
Wufei Chang
"Are you 'right'? No, you are probably just some stupid weakling who decided to call me up. Well I don't talk with weaklings, so don't expect me to call you back. You probably don't know what justice is? Do you? Well, I am going to tell you what justice is...."
If you would like to write an answering machine message for any of the Gundam Wing characters, send them to me at chang_hotaru@yahoo.com.
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