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Las Vegas Report - March 2000 - Pictures!
Despite playing correctly, I didn't exactly manage to win a bunch of money at the blackjack tables. However, I did go to  (home of the 1st Amendment hating $cientologists) and took the free one-day submachinegun course. Just click here for the pictures of me gettin' busy!

Oh, and I drove a Dodge Stratus. (Oops, didn't scan the picture.)
 

Wazzup!!!
Get yer hot Elian type action HERE.
 

Who's a fat ass?
Well, I'm working on it! I'm now on Schedule II at this website . Now the real fun begins. Woo hoo! And now I've topped out on that too!
Here I am on my morning run (that's me on the right :).
 
 





GWAR!
October 31st in Chicago! November 13 update: What can you say about GWAR? They sprayed the audience with no less than four bodily fluids. Heads were cut off, peoples' skin was ripped off, a guy was cornholed by a giant skeletal antelope, big fat dead Elvis was disemboweled, a woman took a dump on a 6 foot evil singing toilet and beat people with a giant tampon, they smoked a giant crack pipe ... you get the idea. Get thee to Ticketmaster and find out when they will be playing in a town near you. Oops! Sorry! Doesn't look like they'll be touring this year!
 
 

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