Las Vegas Report - March 2000 - Pictures!
Despite playing correctly, I didn't
exactly manage to win a bunch of money at the blackjack tables. However, I
did go to (home of the 1st Amendment hating $cientologists) and took
the free one-day submachinegun course. Just click
here
for the pictures of me gettin' busy!
Oh, and I drove a Dodge Stratus.
(Oops, didn't scan the picture.)
Wazzup!!!
Get yer hot Elian type action
HERE.
Who's a fat ass?
Well, I'm working on it! I'm now on
Schedule II at
this website
. Now the real fun begins. Woo hoo! And now
I've topped out on that too!
Here I am on my morning run (that's me on the right :).
GWAR!
October 31st in Chicago!
November 13 update: What can you say about GWAR? They sprayed the audience
with no less than four bodily fluids. Heads were cut off, peoples' skin was
ripped off, a guy was cornholed by a giant skeletal antelope, big fat dead
Elvis was disemboweled, a woman took a dump on a 6 foot evil singing toilet
and beat people with a giant tampon, they smoked a giant crack pipe ... you
get the idea. Get thee to Ticketmaster
and find out when they will be playing in a town near you.
Oops! Sorry! Doesn't look like they'll be touring this year!
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