Zelgadis: Lina...omae o korosu.
Fans: NOOOOOOOOO!!! He's been possessed by Heero!
Slayers Fans: Zel!! You don't want to kill Lina!
Gundam Wing Fans: Not LINA!! ReLENA DAMNIT!!
Zelgadis: *blink blink* Hey, look, I'm just reading the script...
Lina: *holds up a book* You mean this script?
Zelgadis: *sweatdrop* That's the book of Xoana.
Lina: Ah.  Sou da.  I meant this script. *holds up script*
Zelgadis: Hai.  I'm just reading my lines, is all. *snort* As if I 
          COULD kill Lina...
Lina: *nods* Damn straight.
Zelgadis: Which isn't to say I don't want to sometimes.
Lina: NANI?!?! *zap!  Zelgadis is now in Heero's trademark loose 
      tanktop and tight spandex shorts*
Zelgadis: ACK!!!
*Amelia passes out at the sight of Zel in skintight shorts*
Lina: Hey, bonus side effect!!
Gourry: *looks cutely confused, as per the script*
*Duo suddenly appears* Heero wa doko desu ka??
Gundam Wing Fans: DUO!!!!!!!! *cheering.  Duo bows*
Slayers Fans: DUO?!?!?!?! *confused*
Lina: Gomennasai, Duo-San, but Heero isn't really here.  
Duo: *catches sight of Zelgadis in Heero's outfit* Care to explain 
     THAT? *jerks a thumb at Zel*
Zelgadis: *gritting his teeth and saying, fully meaning it this time*
	  Lina...omae o korosu!!
Duo: WAAIII!!! HEERO!!!!
Fans: NOOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!
*Duo glomps onto Zelgadis just as Amelia comes to.  Her eyes bug and
 she passes out again*
Zelgadis: *Attempting to pry Duo off of him* I'd almost rather have 
           the barnacles...
Lina: *shakes her head* No, no, no.  He's NOT Heero.
Duo: But he SOUNDS like Heero, and he's DRESSED like Heero...
Lina: *sighs, snaps her fingers, and Zap!! Zelgadis is now dressed 
       like Tamahome.  Miaka shows up* C'mon Zel, say something.
Zelgadis: *clamps his mouth shut and shakes his head*
Gourry: What's going on??
Lina: *to Gourry, as well as the rest of us* See, Zelgadis's voice 
      actor plays a lot of leading bishonen...and well, a lot of
      bishonen in general.  So all the different parts can be sort of
      well...mixed, I guess.  *Miaka is looking around, confused* See,
      that girl is the love interest of Tamahome, who has the same 
      voice as Zel.  So Zelgadis has to resist the urge to slip into
      the Tamahome-esque character.  *Zel is still valiantly resisting
      the urge*
Miaka: *confused whimper* Tamahome?
*Zelgadis can't hold it any longer.  That was all it took*
Zel: Miaka!  *he clamps a hand over her mouth as she spins and tackle-
     hugs him, even though Duo's still attached*
Miaka: *overjoyed* TAMAHOME!!!
Fans: *in extreme pain.  Think Cary Elwes as Westley in the Princess 
       Bride, screaming in the sound of ultimate suffering.  THAT'S
       what the fans sound like* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Slayers Fans: AS IF AMELIA WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!
Gundam Wing Fans: WE MISS RELENA!!!
Fushigi Yuugi Fans: *are feeling two ways about this.  On one hand, 
                     that WAS Tamahome's dreamy, leading-anime-hunk
		     voice.  On the other, they all hate Miaka.  They
 		     choose to grump about that* MIAKA, YOU BAKA!!!
Gundam Wing Fans: KILL HER TOO, HEERO, er, ZELGADIS!!!
Slayers Fans: AND AMELIA!!!
Outcast Slayers Fans: And Lina!  *the Outcast Slayers Fans are 
		      immediately killed by all right-thinking Slayers
		      fans*
Slayers Fans: FIND NAHGA AND KILL HER TOO!!!
Zelgadis: Whoa, whoa, how bloodthirsty do you people think I am??
Lina: Well, this whole thing DID start with you saying you were going
      to kill me.
Zelgadis: *Desperately trying to pry off Duo and Miaka* I have to!!
	   It's in the script!!!  
Slayers Fans: AND KILL MARTINA TOO!! and...well, no, don't kill 
	      Sylphielle.  She's sappy, but doesn't deserve to die.
Zelgadis: WILL YOU PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?!?!
Martina, her father, and Gourry: Can we just finish this scene??
Lina: You sure you want to do that, Martina?? *tosses her the script*
Martina: *reads to the end of the scene* NANI?!?!
Lina: Yep.  I blast you with a Dragon Slave.  You deserve it, of course.
Martina: *grump* Do not....
Gourry: I'm hungry...
Amelia: *wakes up, sees TWO people glomping Zel, and passes out again.*
Lina: *looking at Amelia* I could get used to this...
Zelgadis: I couldn't.  Lina...tasukete, kudasai?  Please help me?
Lina: Wellll......
Zelgadis: I won't mention that time you and Nahga got drunk and...
Lina: SURE THING ZEL, NO PROBLEM!! *sweatdrop*  FIRE...
Duo: I get the feeling this is going to be bad...
Gundam Wing Fans: NO! DON'T HURT DUO!!!
Lina: *pause* You've got to be kidding me...*sighs and switches spells*
      FLARE ARROW!!! *at Miaka, who is instantly burnt to a crisp*
Fans: *And there was much rejoicing*
Zelgadis: *to Duo* I'm not Heero.  I may sound like him, but I'm NOT him.
Duo: You're sure??
Zelgadis: Very. 
Duo: *confused mewl* But...
Lina: *zaps Duo away back to his own anime world* Happy now?? *addressing 
      the Fans*
Fans: Hai, Lina-Sama!! *In a "Please don't blow us up!" way*
Lina: *nods* Good, let's finish the scene now.
Martina: *whine* Do we have to??
Gourry, Lina, Zelgadis (back in his own clothes again), and a newly-awake
Amelia: *sweatdrop* Oy...