Sometime in the future, asteroids decide to hit the earth. Why? You ask. Well, because they bounced off of some other planet and hit OURS. The Earth was left in utter stupidity and our evolutionary scale went down the drain. Before the people could totally recover, a military force called the "Traders" kept them in line and bossed them around, keeping the population from evolving any more.
A boy named Daiba meets up with a woman named Mello. She came to Earth from her planet in a blue meteor-type light. She wants to help Daiba and his people, but he doesn't seem to believe her. He yells at her and asks her what she wants, because he is not being affected by her blue-meteor-flame-light that she is emitting. Traders see what's going on and capture him.
WAY TO GO, DAIBA. Now the Traders of course will stop at nothing to find out your secrets, such as "Why can this kid withstand 1000 degrees of searing heat and not get burned?!" He escapes from the Traders with the help from a girl named Rei. She shoots a hole through one of the military ships ^_^
Lots of shootings. A little drop of blood, and two swear words. All in good fun, right?
Storyline
5/5 It was nice and goo (goo=good).
Character Development
5/5 Wonderful.... hmm... sleeeeeeep would be wonderful about now...
Plot Depth
5/5 'dyarrr. 'Twas good, says I. Faris.... I am obsessed with you.... (GAHH! Not FFV talk again... err... ignore me when I get like this!)
Music
5/5 Good.
Sexual Content
5/5 Is there ever in his films? I don't think so... but I might be speaking too soon.
Nudity
5/5 NONE!
Violence/Gore
4/5 Violence and killings and yadda yadda yadda.
Animation
5/5 It was nice and detail-ee.
Profanity
4/5 Swearing.
Overall goodness
5/5 I liked it!
Totals: 48/50, or very enjoyable.
Go and rent it... and see if YOU can understand the jibberish added in about the "souls escaping the Earth's gravitational pull." I think it's a bunch of bull, but that's okay. I mean, they wanted them to escape, but why not the others? Oh, just see it and find out what I'm talking about. I'm not making any sense (so what's new?)!
DNA Sights 999.9 (man, get more specific, Mr. Matsumoto...) is cool. This lady, Mello (yes, like the pop-Mello Yello. Hey, that's funny. She's blonde...) goes to Earth in a shooting flame-thingy. After the near-destruction by meteors. So, this military force is trying to take over Earth. That is stinky. So this other lady, Photon, (OOODEEEEN, MY LOVE! Ignore that if you haven't seen Odin: Photon Space Sailer Starlight.. inside joke thingy) is the head of the military forces. It is sad and junk like that, Oki, let me say this: It had no point. WAS GOOD! NO POINT! WAS GOOD! No point...
Storyline
5/5 Tetsuro Daiba and Rei Yuuki and Mello (yello).. the coolness
Character Development
5/5 Anime master Leiji Matsumoto never fails!
Plot Depth
5/5 Great and stuff
Music
5/5 Good and stuff
Sexual Content
5/5 None that I remember!
Nudity
5/5 The Underlife was cool. They were black blobs of mass. They had no clothes...
Violence/Gore
4/5 We like our pistols, don't we? *grin* Many a explosion
Animation
5/5 Gooooooooo
Profanity
4/5 They swore like once or maybe possibly if you're lucky-twice.
Overall goodness
5/5 Sploot
Totals: 48/50, or Beautiful
TOTALS PUT TOGETHER: 48/50 we both liked it.
*** We rented it dubbed, uncut, and professionally done from Comic Junction ***