Ok Usagi (I HATE that name. I much prefer Serena to Usagi. It makes her sound like a soggy sponge) is being annoying as usual and she is bothering Mamoru (Darien) to take her out on a date or something. She gets jealous a lot for those of you who do not feel like watching the Sailor Moon TV series (I get like that a lot... they move so slowly!). Fiore, a dude who is spying (0_-) on Mamoru, sees Usagi being all clingy and decides he hates her. So Fiore gives Mamoru a rose and tells him that he is his friend. Mamoru remembers him from a long time ago...
SO ANYWAY! Later on, Fiore tries to kill Serena. Don't email me and tell me that was a spoiler- you had to expect that! I mean, come on, this IS Sailor Moon. Mamoru is all noble and jumps in front of Fiore's attack. Then Fiore goes nuts and the rest is your typical minion/steal energy/moon cosmic power crap. OK, it's not crap, but you know the story.
The only things to be careful of when watching the unedited version of this movie are the naked Sailor Scout transformations (which are undetailed except for a crack or two) and some typical Sailor Moon violence, such as energy draining and the death of an unexpected character. Oh yeah, and there are a few swear words here and there, but nothing to be overly concerned about.
Storyline
5/5 Good, the usual Sailor Moon plotline
Character Development
5/5 Good and all that crap
Plot Depth
5/5 As deep as a sailor moon movie gets (Yes, I liked it, but Sailor Moon is always so CHEESY!)
Music
5/5 good
Sexual Content
5/5 In Sailor Moon? I don't think so.
Nudity
4/5 They transform NAKEE. There is no detail except buttcracks. And it's not like you have never seen one of THOSE.
Violence/Gore
4/5 They kill people. Someone unsuspected dies.
Animation
5/5 Quite goo (goo=good) says I
Profanity
4/5 I think Makoto (Lita) swears. I hate their Japanese names.... grrrr LITA! LITA!
Overall goodness
5/5 It was goo. I liked it because Sailor Moon is always good.
Totals: 47/50, it was a good movie. If you are like me, though, you hate their original names. But you also hate seeing it edited. So you torture yourself by watching the uncut subbed, listening to their irritating names. I don't mind Minako, or Ami. I hate USAGI! I hate chibi-USA! I DON'T LIKE MAKOTO! I have just seen it dubbed too much. I don't like the different names. Also- it took me forever to figure out why chibi-usa had such a dumb name. chibi is small or little in japansese, as I already knew. Usa is short for Usagi. Her name means little-usagi. HAHAHA. I am so slow.
Sailor Moon. A happey, shiney thing. (thanks to Dragon Half, I spell things funney ^_^ Yeah.. I'm stupid and retarded. Don't bother to tell me.) I could be Miki's (Revolutionary Girl Utena) Shining Thing. OR NOT. You just never know.
Anyway, now that I'm done being *so* incredibly COOL.. (hah, yeah RIGHT!!) I will continue with what you came here to see. As Usagi and Mamoru(Serena and Darien) are on a date in a flower shop, Mamoru(Darien) runs into an old "friend". This guy, named Fiore, is a LEETLE weird... He gets really mad that Usagi(Serena) is hanging offa Mamoru(Darien).. He tells Mamoru(Darien) that he will get rid of Usagi(Serena) for him. But Usagi(Serena) tells him off, and he flies away. (god, he's SO cool... I love Fiore... DROOL...)
He returns later, after his minions attack. The Scouts of course, show up. (those dang pumpkins! Fish! etc etc) He of course, attacks. They, of course, defend themselves. Tuxedo Kamen (Tuxedo Mask) shows up and throws a rose at him. Fiore gets all bent out of shape at this. "He... Mamoru threw a flower at me...." He got all sad and I wanted to hug him. But alas... I could not, even though I tried with all my might.. (yeah, I'm mighty.) He recognizes Sailor Moon as the girl from the flower shop. SO, he tries to kill her with his fingernails. Yes, his FINGERNAILS. But, Tuxedo Kamen (Mask) leaps in front of her and takes those hammered in nails!! HAHAHAHA I am so funny tonight. (no, you are NOT. You are a sad little person.) Anyway, he feels totally awful, as you would if you stabbed your best friend with YOUR fingernails. (I don't, but that's cause she punches me.. one of 'em) He flies off with Mask-boy. Moonie-poo screams and stuff, bawling her eyes out. So, to make a snot-eyes short, we must go to the magical flower in space and save Mask-boy. Moonie-poo must be all serious and crap. Fiore's got a nakee flower. Literally nakee. NAKEE!! NAKEE!! NAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Do you understand?? No? NAKEE! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Storyline
5/5 This was my favorite movie of the Sailor Moon movies.
Character Development
5/5 Oh, we know the Moon Princess bit already!!
Plot Depth
5/5 It WAS deep. Yes, I know. SHOCK!
Music
5/5 Sailor Moon always has pretty good music.
Sexual Content
5/5 Nope! Fiore WAS in love with Mamoru (Darien). It was totally sweet. You know.. couldn't they sneak a kiss in.. while Usagi (Serena) is chasing Chibi-Usa (Rini) around or somethin'? COME ON!! She'd never NOTICE.. She's BUSY!! They'd be SO CUTE together... yeah, I like yaoi... see terminology if you didn't pick up on what yaoi was.
Nudity
4/5 Oh, the nakee transformations, all that. The flower was naked, no detail. As I stuffed through your ear a minute ago. NNAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEE! (Did I mention nakee?)
Violence/Gore
4/5 Surprising.. uncut it's more intended for an older audience! The stabbing.
Animation
5/5 Sailor Moon's animation DEFINITELY improves!!
Profanity
4/5 Makoto (Lita) is a potty-mouth
Overall goodness
5/5 I liked it a lot. Yeah, I cried. (this is where I accumulated the nickname Snot-Eyes. My best friend and I watched it, and I cried. I sniffed really loud and made a stupid comment to the effect of "I have a runny nose. My eyes, too" She answered, "You have snot coming out of your eyes?" Hence the name, Snot Eyes.)
Totals: 47/50, or good! It was touching about Fiore.. sad little man... I WANT A FIORE!! (but I am a sad little person, too. WE BELONG TOGETHER.. or maybe that's just a dream.. with Badiyanu can use for her Black Dream Hole.. Sailor Moon Super S)
TOTALS (both reviews coined together) 47/50. Goo. Very goo.
***Watched from Sheila, subbed, uncut ***