AntiPPG

Anti-PPG

Anti-Powerpuff Girls

Reasons To Hate The Powerpuffs

    There are a lot of reasons on hating those Powerpuff Freaks. The list is infinite, that instead of ending, it grows! All the reasons can't be listed up here because of cyberspace. I decided to list the top 10 reasons to me on why the Powerpuff Girls deserve the name, "The Powderpuff Dumbasses."

1. The show's way too predictable!
    If you see one Powerpuff episode, you've seen them all! I bet you all the money in the world, that in their stupid lame-o movie, those Powderpoops are going to . . . uh, let's see . . . save the damn day?! Duh! The Powerpuffs are more predictable than you thinking what you're going to do the next second!

2. Too Much Publicity!
    Cartoon Network's going to lose all it's ratings if they keep boosting up the Powerpuffs' (so-called) "popularity." They have way too much merchandising. that if it doesn't stop, and continues at the same rate, it'll be all over the Earth in about a year! Come on! We already have over-population of people in the world. All of the Powerpuff crap can just be burned in a giant bonfire and shot into space. I'd do that, but have is threw in the air, and just try to shot it down; it might make good hunting practice.

3. An Insult To Anime!
    The Powerpuffs seem to look like they're Japanese anime, right? WRONG! They're made in the US, which makes them a "cartoon." I think those Powerpuffs are a big insult to anime, with their huge bug-eyes (not even Sailor Moon has eyes that big!), giant heads, and their exaggeration on action. Considering the Powerpuff Girls as an anime, my ass! They're just way out of proportion to be existing as a cartoon or anime!!!

4. Fans Blinded By The Truth!
    I don't get exactly why people would even like the Powerpuff Girls. Their minds must have been brainwashed, and kept on just a time standstill, making them think it's not predictable. People collect their stuff like crazy, and seem to worship it! The day when the Powerpuff Girls took over everything in the world; that'll be the day when the Apocalypse come! Poor souls of Powerpuff fans.

5. Not Only As A Cartoon Cartoon!
    As if being said as a "Cartoon Cartoon" isn't enough for them. Now they're showing off like a nude stupidly running around in the street! They're shown on Toonami now (What were they thinking?!?!?!), which (might I add) shows ONLY anime! It gets a lot worse . . . the Powerpuff Girls are even shown on Kids' WB! (that makes me not watch they're station anymore!). What next? Nickelodeon? Disney? The only station I want to see them in is on Pay-Per-View with about $50 a minute to watch!

6. Not Only As A Show, But A Movie?!
    As if the Powerpuff Girls can't get enough glut in themselves! They had a "What A Cartoon!" short (2, I might add! - the bastards!), their own series, merchandise from hell, and now a movie?! I bet that movie's just scene cut-outs from the series (why else would they not even show a real scene from their stupid movie?!). They're even the only ones on Cartoon Network to actually get a theatrical movie release! Yuck! Come on, Cartoon Network! Other shows want to make movies too, you deny them, and spend a lot of money to work on a Powerpuff movie! What a waste of time, film, and money!!! Want to see the movie? Watch three Powerpuff episodes, and there you go!

7. Too Much Violence!
    The Powerpuff Girls are about 98% violence (the other 2% is whining like a baby! Of course, they are 5-year-old babies!). The Powerpuff Girls show more violence than Samurai Jack and Justice League combined! All you see is that they fight. In fact, that's the basic storyline; they get a stupid phone call, fight, and get praised for fighting. End of story (boring!). It's not just monsters they fight. Those Powerpuffs fight the elderly, animals, other heroes (acting like their city is their turf), and themselves (if not, they would have won "Best Team" in Cartoon Network's Award Show, but they didn't)!

8. No Important Morals!
    Not one episode of the Powerpuff Girls have a good lesson in them. All shows have morals by what I've watched. You only see violence in every episode. People act and learn what they see and hear you know! If people acted like the Powerpuff Girls, that would be hell - even worse!

9. People Who Call Themselves "Fans!"
    I don't get how anyone would watch this crappy show. People known as "fans" of the Powerpuff Girls must be people who must have been born with Down Syndrome or something. Ways for finding these sort of people: if they have lots of Powerpuff Crap lying around the house, excited about the Powerpuffs' shit-filled movie, and (the worse symptom of all) praising and worshiping the Powerpuff Girls.

10. A BIG Waste of Money!
    The Powerpuff Girls have spent twice as much money than Bill Gates! I just heard they spent more than $8 billion dollars of crap that makes a good bonfire show. I hope that it really was used for lighting fires, experimental uses, etc. I've always been curious of what happens to plastic with dynamite, if you know what I mean. Anyway, if I ever bought Powerpuff garbage (Heaven forbid!), all I'd ever do to it is do extreme experiments to it; just so it's worth it.