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12/5/99
Hello I'm Ken Bates. Today I have something very important to talk about. I went on a ride on the tube yesterday and decided to get off at the camden stop. It occured to me that Camden was arsenal territory so I chose I had to get a disguise. There was a building to which I thought was a costume shop but turned out to be a disguise-arium. At first I was apprehensive of what lay inside but entered, reluctantly. I entered to find an amazing costume. Old man with a beard it was called. I knew it would be perfect. I put it on. The masque was especially dazzling. Glasses, poorly groomed beard and moustache, thinning hair. It was for me and I knew it. The problem was, that when I left the shop, Arsenal supporters (and perhaps some Man Utd.) began screaming and hissing at me calling me KEN BATES. Yes I am Ken Bates. But those costumers should've known much better that disguises are not childs play. I have a proposition. A.) that we sue the pants off this costume business, tis quite corrupt. B.) that I make my own costume shop and sell real costumes. Of course these will take time away from our magical 10 million quid deal to bring Gabriel Batistuta to Chelsea. But however this turns out We must think of Ken Bates!!!! |
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