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Please take out your #2 Pencils for this segment of the exam.

1. Audio Insemination is a form of:
a.Bird (of the Doh-Doh Type)
b.Small Furry Creature You Teach to Speak
c.Mackenzie on crack
d.Logo Matt Made


2. My Artistic Interpretation of Audio Insemination is:
a.Something SO weird, even Ally couldn't come up with it
b.Scary as Modern Art, and about as easy to understand.
c.Huh? What was the question? I didn't have my mircale ear turned up.


3. I feel that all that Generation-X is:
a.A bunch of hippy/treehugger crap.
b.Mass Media's way of dealing with worthless people
c.Huh? Isn't that a Pepsi commercial?
d.All about me... Wanna make something of it?
e.Aren't they the superhero guys that go around saving the world?
f.Mulder and Scully.



4. Male PMS:
a.Exists..
b.Needs More Research.
c.Is a cartload of donkey manure.
d.b00ger is the poster boy for.
e.I just can't stop crying!!!



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4. Do you (or someone you know) own a Barry Manilow Album?
a.Yes, Barry Manilow is GHOD!
b.Hell NO! I'd rather knaw off my own arm!

How many times a week do you fantisize about being Lance Effertz?:

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