Shahrukh Khan: "I want people from other planets to watch me and know me..."

Every dog has his day! Enjoy Shahrukh while it lasts! 

Juhi Chawla: "I look like wrestler with these huge arms." 

AAH SO U JUST FIGURED THAT OUT?

Manisha Koirala:"I couldn't sit through Ghulam-E-Mustafa." 

KYOON NANA NE BATTI NAHIN JAALIY KYA?

Abhishek Kapoor (Gatu): "Twinkle and I are not back together." 

UFF YEH MOHABBAT!!

N. Chandra: "Nana and I think alike so there is a very little conflict." 

I'D SERIOUSLY LIKE TO KNOW CHANDU'S INTERPRETATION OF 'VERY LITTLE.' 

Mukul Dev: "Shilpa Shirodkar is pretty but has just let herself go." 

ISN'T THAT PRETTY OBVIOUS?? 

Sunil Shetty: "If a woman came on strongly at me, I'd just give her the cold shoulder." 

AH HA! THAT EXPLAINS YOUR HAPPY MARRIAGE RIGHT?

Madhuri Dixit: "I will only quit acting when I am fed up of acting, or when I need a break." 

THAT WOULD BE SOON HONEY!! 

Tabu: "People say I look beautiful but I don't think so. But then even Marilyn Monroe, who was beautiful, didn't really think she was." 

PEOPLE ARE ALL STUPID AND FOOLISH. DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THEM.

Rishi Kapoor: "It's not necessary that I have to woo the heroine and keep on doing the same thing in film after film. I want to grow up." 

THANK GOD! FINALLY YOU CAME TO YOUR SENSES CHINTU BABA!! 

Raveena: "I can never stay down and out for long. I will bounce back."

UMMM THREE FLOPS IN A ROW! WE ARE WAITING RAVEENA DARLING..WAITING FOR YOU TO BOUNCE!! 

Mamta : "The first time I was called sexy, I didn't know what it meant. Now when I'm called sexy, I go straight to bed!" 

I THINK U DIDN'T FINISH YOUR STATEMENT..IT SHOULD BE "I GO STRAIGHT TO BED WITH THE PERSON WHO CALLED ME SEXY." 

Bobby Deol: "Tania and I are not afraid of these second marriages because we've seen it happen all around us!" 

AH HUH DON'T LET YOUR DAD MESS YOU UP BUDDY!! 

Manisha: "It's a very sad situation when a woman has to fake her orgasms just to feed a man's fragile ego!" 

IS THAT THE REASON YOU RAN AWAY FROM NANA PATEKAR? 

Dimple Kapadia: "I think it's very selfish of a man to marry another woman and not allow the wife to go and build a life of her own." 

Has Pooja Deol ever read this line?? 

Ajay Jadeja: "Aishwarya Rai! She's gorgeous. But she's like a beautiful painting. The kind you put up on your wall. You can't ask her out on a date or for a drink. Now that's something I can do with you Sonali." 

WOAAAAAH MAN YOU GOT GUTS !!

Aamir Khan: "Right now, I'm at my peak as an actor." 

PEAK AS AN ACTOR?? SO THIS IS WHAT MR. IDEALISTIC KHAN WAS AFTER ALL ASPIRING TO ACHIEVE ALL ALONG--A HUGE HIT LIKE RAJA HINDUSTANI. 

Manisha Koirala: "At least I have men, what does Mamta have?" 

CONGRATULATIONS! WHAT AN ACHIEVMENT! NEXT YOU GIRLS WILL BE COUNTING WHO HAS MORE UNDERWEARS.

Sunil Shetty: "Tell me, what have all theseso-called dynamic actors achieved? Nothing!!!" 

I KNOW! AND LOOK AT YOU!

Sunil Shetty: "Maybe I'm not a loud actor. But is acting all about being loud? One day people go crazy over an actor, the next time they don't even want to see his film because he overacts. So instead of overacting, I'd rather underact." 

HOW SENSIBLE! 

Deepti Bhatnagar: "I'm not dumb like other heroines. What can these actresses dicuss besides fashion and clothing?" 

WOW! WHAT AN INTELLIGENT STATEMENT! 

Sharad Kapoor: "When I'd said that women get attracted to me I meant in a sisterly or motherly way." 

WHAT YOU MEAN IS RIDICULOUS AS WHAT YOU SAY.

Ayesha Jhulka: "Why can't film journalists write about our work instead of our so-called love lives?" 

WHY ARE YOU HELL BENT ON EMBARRASSING YOURSELF? 

Kajol: "I guess people will always expect great things from me. If they are not happy it's their problem." 

PEOPLE ARE ALL STUPID AND FOOLISH. DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THEM.

KAJOL: "I would not be able to do what a Karishma or a Mamta would do. I don't find any justification in the characters they play. It's not my style" 

AREE, BOLA NA EVERYBODY ELSE IS STUPID AND FOOLISH. DON'T WORRY YOUR HEAD ABOUT THE THE REST OF THE WORLD. PLEASE STICK TO YOUR STYLE. 

Sushmita Sen: "The harsh realities of life and my struggle made me realise that I cannot afford to be the person I am if I want to be successful." 

HARSH REALITIES OF LIFE AND STRUGGLE?? NEVER MIND THAT BUT WE'D CERTAINLY LIKE TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU ARE PLANNING TO BE SUCCESSFUL. THE INDUSTRY HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR THE FORMULA FOR YEARS. 

Govinda: "People who made films like Mother India, Mughal-E-Azam, Pakeezah don't exist anymore" 

NEITHER DO ACTORS. 

Karishma Kapoor: "There are some people who have ants in their pants, they can't sleep eversince I've become succesful." 

YOU ARE EASILY EXCITABLE KARISHMA. DON'T WORRY, TIME TAKES CARE OF EVERYTHING.