Hyperion Balcony

"What are you doing, Aiden?" "Watching the pigeons . . . to see which one Eliza will hate the most." "What? Why?" "Well, I just found out that she has a fear of birds. I'm thinking about grabbing one and letting it loose in her bedroom tonight." " . . . That is so evil . . . . . . Get that one. The one that just pooped." ~Buffy and Aiden (After finding out that Eliza hates birds)