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Psycho Mantis: Hey everyone. Ever wondered if you're gay? I sure have! Well, read this Top Ten list and if any apply to you,
then it's time to sit down and seriously question your sexuality. Now lets start!
- Note to everyone who's been living under a rock for the last couple years: *these star thingies indicate that an action
is being performed. Ex. *cough* -
10. Your favorite song is "Its Raining Men".
Psycho Mantis:I can just picture gay guys dancing to this...ewwww....
Ska Lord:I have one word for this, "Ahuhg!"
Psycho Mantis: That's not a word.
Ska Lord:Shut up.
Groper: I'm deeply sickened. (*sings* It's raining men! Halleluha!)
Ducky: That doesnt mean I'm gay.
Goofus: Really?! I request that song every day.
9. You got busted at school because your shorts 'revealed' too much.
Psycho Mantis: You know. The kind you cant believe they even make that small.
Ska Lord:Who wears short shorts?
Groper: Willy wears short shorts!
Psycho Mantis: Yes. Yes he does.
Goofus: Ewwwwwwww...Will in short shorts, very disturbing.
Ducky: Does it count if your shorts are around your ankles?
8. You bought a hot pink car and put a "Hot stuff coming through" bumper sticker on it.
Psycho Mantis: With leopard spotted seat covers...oh yeah!
Ska Lord: And Barbies on the rear view mirror.
Goofus: With bright pink headlights and Power Puff rear view mirror covers.
Ducky: Dont make fun of leopard spotted seat covers!
Groper: Hey, I have that bumper sticker in my room.
7. You join football because, boy do love the 'physical contact' aspect of it.
Psycho Mantis:You just love smashing your hot, sweaty body into someone else.
Ska Lord: The huddles...
Ducky: Hey! I joined football for the physical contact.
Goofus: Repeatedly slapping each others ass's after a good game.
Groper:...It's raining men...
Goofus: You're still singing that?
Groper: Yeah. So?
6. You still wear the Power Ranger backpack you got in 5th grade.
Psycho Mantis: Go, go Power Ranger!...da da da da da da da...
Ska Lord: Red, yellow, pink, green, blue, black, gold, silver, white!
Groper: Time Force, go! Morphin' Time!
Psycho Mantis: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, morphine.
Groper: Morphin', not Morphine, you idiot.
Ducky: I didnt get mine in 5th grade, I got it in 7th.
Goofus: I dont even know what to say about this one.
Ska Lord: Hits a little too close to home, does it Goofus?
Goofus: *bites thumb at Ska Lord*
5. You own the entire Hello Kitty collection.
Psycho Mantis: This is possibly the most disturbing of them all...
Ska Lord: Oh dear Lord no!!
Groper: Is this even possible?!
Ducky: Sure! All I need is the Hello Kitty diary.
Goofus: Am I the only one that's worried about Ducky?
4. Your the 1st one in the shower at school and the last one out.
Psycho Mantis: Well, I was wrong...
Ska Lord: Those wet towel fights must be something.
Groper: Lather, Rinse, Slap, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat, Repeat...
Ducky: That's another reason I joined football.
Goofus: Hey, you gotta wash every part of your body.
Psycho Mantis: ...but when you start washing every part of other peoples bodies you might have stepped over the line.
Ska Lord: Might have?
3. You're British, French, or Canadian.
Psycho Mantis: he he he...silly French...
Ska Lord: We cant all be winners.
Groper: Le Gay! You love French because you can say gay phrases without other people knowing! he he he...
Psycho Mantis:...........what?
Groper: Go to hell.
Ducky: I'm only half French.
Goofus: Ha, ha, stupid Canadians...
Psycho Mantis: ...eh
2. You dropped the soap on purpose.
Psycho Mantis: Especially in prison...tist...tist...tist...
Ska Lord: Pretend to be a baywatch girl running through the sand.
Psycho Mantis: What does that have to do with soap?
Ska Lord: *drools at baywatch girl*
Groper: You have your shower mirror so you can see everything that goes on..he he he...
Ducky: I never did it on purpose, I swear!
Goofus: Man, when will you guys understand that soap is slippery?
Psycho Mantis: And the #1 sign that you might be gay is...
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1. You have sex with men.
Psycho Mantis: Oh, betcha didnt see that coming, did you?
Ska Lord: Wow, it's diturbing and funny at the same time...ow, my stomach!
Groper: Wait...I dont get it. How does it work? *pokes two fingers together*
Psycho Mantis: *sigh*
Ducky: Groper, I would tell you, but then everyone would know I'm gay.
Goofus: You're gay?.....*whispers to Ducky* Meet me in the broom closet at midnight.
Groper: No really. How does it work? Is there some sort of attachment or something?.....
Psycho Mantis: Thanks to my guests Ska Lord, Ducky, Goofus, and Groper for lending their commentary!
I hope this clears up some peoples question, it sure has for me...*walks off whistling "It's Raining Men"*
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