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BIO:

Full Name: Michael Lucio

Instrument: Superspasmatic Slidethingy (Trombone)

"Dope Ride": Red Saturn Twin Cam

Occupation(If Any): Vice Emporer of NoPantsylvania

Special Skills:...huh?

Fav. Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Army of Darkness, Spaceballs, Back To The Future Trilogy, The Last Crusade and many more

Fav. Bands: Reel Big Fish,The Aquabats, Codename Rocky, The Hippose, JFC, Suburban Legends, Big Bad Voodoo Daddies, Planet Smashers, RxBandits, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Brian Setzer Orchestra, Rufio, The Ataris, Weezer, The Vandals, Five Iron Frenzy, Nuckle Brothers, The Toasters, All-American Rejects, Yellowcard...bad ash....

Preferred Way to Die: Spontaneous Combustion in a crowded movie theater

Fav. Insult: "You got too things going for you right now; Jack and shit. And Jack just left town." - Ash, Army of Darkness

Monkeys are at their best when: Fighting with knives.

Fav. Snack: Pizza

Most Played Video Game: Diablo 2

Your Motto:"Never Look Back From Tomorrow"

Your Evil Plan to Save the World: Let the monkeys run the world. They can handle it.

Batman, Superman, or Spiderman: Darkwing Duck!

Sniper Rifle, Chain Gun, or Rocket Launcher: Sniper Rifle

Coke or Pepsi: COKE!!!

Who are cooler, Ninjas or Pirates: PIRATES RULE!!!

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"SKA you know you want it!"