BRENTFORD, MY BUSH BABY

Brentford's quite appealing
With his two enormous eyes,
And people often wonder
What made them such a size.

I tell them it's quite obvious,
For anyone can see
That it's not from too much reading
But a surfeit of TV.

Still, I've found him occupation
With a pair of police inspectors,
For he rides in their jam sandwich
And his eyes are rear reflectors.

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