Second version
First edition
Moscow
-1991-
Computer Sex Language II Dictionary
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Computer Sex Language (CSL) second version
Copyright (C) EroSoft, Inc.
Author by LA Hackers Club
Ïåðåâîä íà ðóññêèé EroSoft Russian Groupe
Published by EroSoft Russian Groupe
Moscow, Russia 1991
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First printing, May 1990
Second printing, Jun 1991
Printed in Russia
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‹ Äàííàÿ êíèãà ïpåäñòàâëÿåò ñîáîé ‹
‹ ñëîâàðü ñ ïîìîùüþ êîòîðîãî âû ‹
‹ ñìîæåòå ðàçãîâàðèâàòü îá ... ‹
‹ íå áîÿñü, ÷òî Âàñ íå òàê ïîéìóò ‹
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Çàìå÷àíèå: Óêàçàííûå â ýòîé êíèãå õàðàêòåðèñòèêè
ÿâëÿþòñÿ êîíå÷íî óñðåäíåííûìè.
Äåéñòâèÿ:
Ðàáîòà íà êîìïüþòåpå - ïðîâåñòè íî÷ü ñ æåíùèíîé
Èãpàòü íà êîìïüþòåpå - ïîëîâîé àêò ñ èçâðàùåíèÿìè
Ôîðìàòèðîâàíèå äèñêà - äåôëîðàöèÿ
Ïîòåðÿ äàííûõ - ìåíñòðóàöèÿ
Ñîñòàâëåíèå ïðîãðàìì
âðó÷íóþ - ìàñòðóáàöèÿ (îíàíèçì)
Ðåìîíò ìàøèí - âîññòàíîâëåíèå äåâñòâåííîñòè
Ó÷èòü ïðîãðàììèðîâàíèþ - ðàçâðàùàòü
Ëîìàòü ìàøèíû - çàíèìàòüñÿ ñàäèçìîì
Ðàçíîå :
Ñèñòåìùèê - ìóæ
Îáñëóæèâàþùèé ïåðñîíàë - ëþáîâíèê
Ïðàêòèêàíò - èìïîòåíò
Ñåòåâîé êîíòðîëëåð - ñóòåíåð
Õàêåð - íàñèëüíèê
Íàêëåéêà íà äèñê - ïðåçåðâàòèâ
Ñâåòîïîãëîòèòåëü - î÷êè
Êîììóíèêàöèè - ñâÿçè (ïîíÿòíî êàêèå ...)
Âèðóñû - íó ýòî ïîíÿòíî ...
Ïðîãðàììíîå îáåñïå÷åíèå - ïîçû
Òèïû æåíùèí:
C÷åòû - è â íàøå ñîâåòñêîå âðåìÿ âñòðå÷àþòñÿ
ñòðàøíûå èçâðàùåíöû ?!
Êàëüêóëÿòîp - ïpåäìåò ñòpåìëåíèÿ çîîôèëà
( êîøêà, ñîáàêà è ò. ï., ê
æåíùèíàì íå îòíîñèòñÿ )
Áûòîâîé êîìïüþòåð - ñ äàííûì òèïîì ó àâòîðîâ àññîöèèðóþòñÿ
âàëåíêè è òåëîãðåéêà íà áîñó íîãó
"Êîpâåò" - áàáà, íà êîòîpóþ âîçáóäèòüñÿ
ìîæíî òîëüêî î÷åíü òåìíîé íî÷üþ è
â ïîpÿäêå ñòpàøíîé íåîáõîäèìîñòè.
Lap-Top - Íó ... êàê Âàì ñêàçàòü, íè÷åãî,
íî åùå ìàëåíüêàÿ.
EC - Óæå íå ìàëåíüêàÿ, íî íå âñòàåò.
ÝÍÈÀÊ - Ñòàpîâàòà áóäåò ...
PC - ×òî íàäî !!!
Next - Êëåâàÿ òåëêà
Amiga - Ïîòðÿñàþùå
Silicon Graph Station - Sex Bomb
Cray - Íó-ó-ó-ó î÷åíü êëåâàÿ òåëêà.
Çàïå÷àòàííàÿ - Äåâñòâåíèöà
Âûêëþ÷åíàÿ - Ôðèãèäíàÿ
Ïåðñîíàëêà - Äàåò òîëüêî îäíîìó
Òåðìèíàë - Äàåò êîìó õî÷åò
Ñåòåâàÿ - Ïðîñòèòóòêà
Íå ðóññèôèöèðîâàííàÿ - èíîñòðàíêà (ñîâåòóåì ñïðàøèâàòü:
"Do You have an AIDS ?")
×àñòè òåëà:
Ìîíèòîp - ëèöî:
ñâåòîäèîä - ëó÷øå âîîáùå áåç ãîëîâû
MDA - ïpîñèò êèpïè÷à
CGA - êàê Âàì ñêàçàòü ... ÿ á íå ñòàë
EGA - à íè÷åãî ...
VGA - êëåâî
PGA - à ìû òóò ïëþøêàìè áàëóåìñÿ ...
Paradis VGA+ - ïîòpÿñàþùå
Silicon Graphics - î..èòåëüíî
Cray Vector Graph - òàêèõ ñëîâ â ðóññêîì ÿçûêå,
ê ñîæàëåíèþ, íåò
Ïàìÿòü - ãpóäü:
16 kb - äîñêà ñî ñòpîéêè ñáåæàëà
64 kb - ïóïûpûøêè éîäîì ìàæóò
128 kb - ìàëîâàòî áóäåò
256 kb - nice buffer size
512 kb - íè÷åãî ...
640 kb - ÷òî íàäî
1 mb - óòþ-òþ...
16 mb - ïåpåáîp
Mother Board - ïîëíîòà:
4040 - ì-äà ...
8008 - îòäàéòå â ìîpã äëÿ îïûòîâ
8080 - êîæà äà êîñòè
8085 - òåáå ÷òî, íåò pàçíèöû, ÷òî áàáà,
÷òî êîpûòî
8088 - õóäåíüêî, áåäüíåíüêî
8086 - íè÷åãî, ñîéäåò
80286 - à ìû òóò ïëþøêàìè áàëóåìñÿ
80386 - ÷óòü-÷óòü ïîëíåíüêàÿ
80486 - òîëñòåíüêàÿ
80586 - ñ èçâðàùåíèÿìè ê Ëåøå.
80860 - â êíèãó ðåêîðäîâ âíåñëè
èëè íå äîíåñëè ?
80986 - íó-íó ...
Îáúåì æåñòêîãî
äèñêà - ñòåïåíü ðàçâðàùåíîñòè
áåç ÍÆÌÄ - ïîëíàÿ ôðèãèäíîñòü
10 mb - òàê ñåáå
20 mb - ...çíàåì ïàðó ïîç è áîëüøå íè÷åãî
40 mb - áîëåå, ìåíåå ðàçâðàùåíàÿ
80 mb - íîðìàëüíî ðàçâðàùåíàÿ
300 mb - ... ñàìà ìîãó íàó÷èòü
1 gb - õîäÿ÷àÿ ýíöèêëîïåäèÿ
50 gb - î÷åíü ðàçâðàùåíàÿ
250 gb - ñâåðõ ðàçâðàùåíàÿ
1 tb - è Âû ïîñëå ýòîãî æèâû ???
Äèñêîâîä - æåíñêèé ïîëîâîé îpãàí:
180 kb - êîñòÿíêà
360 kb - ìèëêà
720 kb - ïîëó-êíÿãèíÿ
1.2 mb - à íè÷åãî, ñêàçàë Øòèpëèö
1.44 mb - êíÿãèíÿ
5 mb - öàpèöà
1.3 gb - òàì ÷òî, ëîïàòîé êîâûpÿëè ?
Äèñêåòà - ìóæñêîé ïîëîâîé îpãàí:
160 kb - çàìîpûø
180 kb - 5-8 ñì
360 kb - 8-12 ñì
720 kb - 12-15 ñì
1.2 mb - 15-18 ñì
1.44 mb - 18-22 ñì
5 mb - 22-30 ñì
1.3 gb - ìåòp è áîëüøå (àâòîðû âîçäåðæèâàþòñÿ
îò êîììåíòàðèåâ)
Êëàâèàòóðà - íîãè:
1 êëàâèøà - ñïè÷êè
21 êëàâèøà - ëó÷øå áåçíîãóþ ...
82 êëàâèøè - äà êàê Âàì ñêàçàòü ...
101 êëàâèøà - íîðìàëüíî
156 êëàâèø - êëåâûå íîæêè
Áëîê ïèòàíèÿ - ïîïêà:
20 W - íà ñâîåé ïðûãàòü íàäî
50 W - òóò ÷òî-òî ãëàäåíüêî ...
100 W - âàì íóæíî âåäðî ïëàñòèëèíà
120 W - íó, ýòî åùå êàê-íèáóòü
200 W - ëàïî÷êà ïîïî÷êà
250 W - êëåâàÿ ïîïêà
500 W - âåëèêîâàòî áóäåò
1 KW - ïàðàøþòû çà óãëîì
> 1 KW - ñïàñàéñÿ, êòî ìîæåò
Ïðîâîäà - âîëîñû:
ìåíüøå 1 - íàôèã ïðè÷åñêà, õîäè ëîõìàòàÿ
3 - êîñîé ïðîáîð÷èê: âîëîñ íàëåâî, 2 íàïðàâî
4 - ïðÿìîé ïðîáî÷èê: 2 íàëåâî, 2 íàïðàâî
áîëüøå 4 - ïðè÷åñêà, ÷òî íàäî, è ïîäåðãàòü è
çàâèòü
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