CAMEL KASH
The official drinking game
of CAMOS and MASH
This game has two parts, like CAMOS and
MASH.
The First Part involves a set of dice
(don't worry, we kept it fairly simple), and the Second Part is made up of catch
phrases. These two halves combine to create Camel Kash, a game that is
guaranteed to help you reach a new level of stupid.
First Part: Dice (you'll need two)
1. Even Rolls-Girls take a drink
2. Odd Rolls-Guys take a drink
3. Roll Doubles-Roller gets to make
a Rule
4. Roll a Three-Person to the Right
of the Roller gets three drinks
5. Roll a Four-Roller takes four
drinks
6. Roll a Six-Person to the Left of the Roller takes a
drink
7. Roll an Eight-Roller divvy's out
eight drinks
8. Roll a Twelve-Social
Remember: All dice rolls are cumulative.
Example: Chomper rolls a four. She has to take five drinks, 1 drink
because its an even number and she's a girl, 4 drinks because she rolled a Four.
Also, if she got the four by rolling two 2's, she would also get to make a rule
because of the doubles. Got it? Good. Now, let's move on.
Second Part: Catch Phrases and General
Rules
1. You can't drink with your hands
(this gets messy, so practice). Now remember, this says "your"
hands, so if you want to have someone else feed you your drinks, you can, but
you should probably trust that someone A LOT.
2. Spillage Rule: After your third
spill, you have to chug the rest of your drink.
3. Every time someone says
"round here" (pronounced RON-JA), that person takes a drink.
4. Every time Tum repeats something
twice ("cool cool", "sup sup", "right right",
etc.), everyone takes a drink, including Tum.
5. Anytime ManWhore says he has a
dick through his penis, the person he's talking to has to take a drink.
6. Every time ManWhore says his
balls itch, he has to take a drink.
7. IF PLAYING GAME AT HUMPER'S
HOUSE: If Bianca (the cat) runs into something-Social.
8. Every time Anyone says
"What up B?"-WATERFALL.
9. Any time anyone mentions a
turtle, Nadz has to take a shot.
10. Any time someone mentions Yoda,
Humper has to take a shot.
11. Any time the song
"Bitches" by Mindless Self Indulgence comes on-SOCIAL.
12. Anytime the song "Masterbates"
comes on, ManWhore and Chomper have to each take a shot.
13. Every time Nurge does the
Nurge salute, he has to take a shot.
14. Any time someone asks Humper "What's up?" and she answers by either pointing skywards and says "That way" or says "The sky", she has to take 5 drinks.