Meet Steve.

Here, we have a picture of Steve attempting to further injure Tum, after breaking poor Tum's hand. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Steve didn't do so well in his anger management classes.

I'm joking. Really. The picture was staged (though, Steve DID actually break Tum's hand and Steve IS the reason Tum has that huge cast on in a lot of pictures...news flash: Swordfighting with Steve may be hazardous to your hands.).

Steve is actually really cool, and he puts up with all of us poor drunken bastards, which makes him practically superhuman. He's quirky, monotone, and a bit intimidating at first glance, but then you get to know him...and he's still quirky...and monotone...a bit lethargic...and tall...but not so intimidating. See, I knew I was going somewhere with that....

If you'd like to see Steve's homepage, click here.