Captain Nifty says "You're an Idiot"

You're a stupid idiot you weren't supposed to click on the link, you were already at my page wasting time, were you going to go somewhere else and waste time, is there someone else, well any way I just wanted to say that your the biggest idiot in the world, you are so stupid I almost want to devote my life to developing time travel so I can give your parent's a pamphlet on contraception, because you are the stupidest person in the known galaxy and probably in some of the parts we don't even know about, so anyhow like I was saying you make me like the human race just a little bit less you foolish idiotic moron. Oh and um you're not that attractive and no one likes you and you smell and you suck and by the way you're adopted and no one really loves you.

And I was just kidding, so if after all that you still want to link to my page, you are now clinically insane, but that's okay life's more fun when your crazy, and well you can just copy the image and link to my page, but if you don't edit the HTML using notepad or a text editor then the above statement was true and you do really suck a lot you total loser.