The Great Studio Disaster
Sunday, June 17
"The
Orange Knight" is now reaching its tenth episode, which is ten episodes more
than I thought would ever be created. But, after such great success,
a studio was needed in order to create the high-tech episodes.
The state of the art studio was constructed completly out of
animal products, including bones, fur, claws, and eyeballs. I, Carrot
Man would never exept my own studio to be built out of wood, for I can see
no reason to kill inocent trees.
The structure would be designed to withstand fire, earthquakes,
floods, hurricanes, atomic bombs, a super nova, shark-bite, pop-music,
STDs, communism, pop-ups, and the list goes on and on.
But, one type of disaster would be forgotten, Extremely Hungry People
(EHP). Little known by Myself and my many employees, there would be
a buffet to open next to the studio. EHP would enter the buffet then pay
an upfront $9 charge. The problem was that the buffet was none other
than our studio.
That's right, EHP have been eating away at the studio for about five
episodes now. This past week we were unable to complete the episode
nor to upload it to the site for this exact reason.
Last weekend, what was remaining of the studio fell to the ground. |
