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Name: Doug Linus a.k.a Kevin Farley

Born: 6.8.65

Astrological Sign: Gemini

Signature Dance Move: Swiveling hips & crotch grab

In my spare time I like to...: Think up subliminal messages for my songs

Favorite Food: Ham Pizza

Favorite color: Green

Favorite Movie: Detroit Rock City

Favorite Cologne: My own sweat

What I look for in a woman: She can bench 250 pds.

If I were an animal I'd be...: a Rhino, I'm horny

Deepest Darkest Secret: I'm a spy for the CIA, and the US is secretly stockpiling nuclear weapons off the coast of Zimbabwe