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All Cassettes are $5.00 ppd and CDRs are $7.00 ppd except where noted. Will accept check, money order, cash or Paypal (write first, though). Trades are welcome, of course. I am not a businessman, only a Dadaist! Money is evil. Shame on you! This will not be sold in stores! Donald Duck says Hello!

NEW RELEASES!!

child-42 MASHUE "Order of Thee Potaytow" (CASSETTE) Minimalistic dark ambient spliced with goofy laughs. Heavily influenced by scary European dark occultic ambient, really sweet iced tea and Judge Mills Lane.

child-43 APPLES TO CARBURETORS "The Exploitation of Cartoons" (CASSETTE) Offensive and politically incorrect conversations coupled with pieces of Bloodfist V. A rough and tumble afternoon, raw and on ice. Steve James would approve.

child-44 MOON RIVER TRUSTFUND "Black Tequila in the Land of Sand" (CASSETTE) Call in minimalist grindcore, noisy black-jaw jams or maybe even the screams of the sandblasted wild. In any case its raw and features two vocalists (one a strange opera type..the other very manic); primitive drumming and guitar noise. Recorded in 1995 at the
infamous Venus Dept.

child-45 RAKARAKA "Barbar" (CASSETTE) Drone drainage noise created by a head full of nonsense. Deep Deeep Deeeep. Abstract to the extreme, this should please fans of simplistic noyze.

child-46 DEAD LOCOMOTIVE "Leave No Tracks" (CASSETTE) Warped beats..dark chill-out music for hobo ghosts. A cross between ICE and DJ MOOKAPOOK. So light up those clove cigarettes and space out.

child-47 EKK EKKO "Interstate of Love" (CASSETTE) Guitar noise by Akwan O'Neil...all inspired by life's one great pleasure: love. This would be a great ice-breaker for any first date. Twangy noisy wankery.

child-48 DJ SUPERCHANG "Invincible Armour: 1995-96" (CASSETTE) Indispensible collection of rare early club material. Minimalistic noisy loops and beats for the strict kung-fu dance floor. Raw and kickin'.

child-49 RAKARAKA "Ayaaya" (CASSETTE) More slow bowel-grinding noise, tight and nonsensical. What was this guy thinking? Crazy dreams for tribal nonsense.

child-50 BA-MAGUE "Drama-Dscheuti" (CASSETTE) Solo saxophone noise madness with a definite John Zorn influence. This even borders on the occultic in its intensity.

child-51 ADAM WEISHAUPT ESQ. "Acoustic Hooligan" (CASSETTE) The last great conspirator takes up an acoustic guitar and spits out a blasphemous diatribe of furious surreal illuminated sounds.

child-52 TURKISH PURSE "Pumps and Camels" (CASSETTE) Snippets and phantastical recitations featuring black cobras, broken limbs and such. A half hour of ah sounds and eh soundings. Collages, of course. Strains of transmissions and selders.

child-53 OTOKO "Palace of the Hybridnecro" (CASSETTE) Crazy dark stuff which features Ba-Mague on sax and Akwan O'Neil (of EKK EKKO) contributing other noise.

child-54 DJ SUPERCHANG "Agave Ce Produit: 1997-98" (CASSETTE) Just the sort of thing to get a party started. Some good old fashioned beats and sounds. Good collection of DJ Superchang's later works. Better produced than the collection of his earlier material.

child-55 BAD DRUG LATRINE "After Eight" (CASSETTE) Newly unearthed material from this classic fake pseudo faux-rock band. Contains two seperate sessions. One is noisy material with guitar noise and persussion. The other is slow and dark loathing expressed through guitar, percussion and monotone vocals. Like a really depressing and pathetic journey into a world of film noir. Full of criminal themes such as homicide at the workplace, suicide, addiction and lost hope (and lots jobs). Why this is on Childish, I don't know...but its surely entertaining. Recorded (in mono) around 1995.

child-56 THOMAS LATCH "Liberals love a Baath" (CASSETTE) Spoken word from a native of rural Pennsylvania. Certain to piss people off from all political sides. Thomas is outspoken and makes no apologies for his honesty. Unlikes most involved in any music scene, he does not subscribe to one mode of thinking when it comes to the issues of the day. No blind dedication to some pointless cause (like the elusive "world peace"), no trendy bandwagon politics. He is also involved in experimental music which will see the light of day sometime in the near future (hopefully on Childish). Be on the look-out because Thomas is currently working on his next spoken word release which we are told will be titled "The Lovecraftian Horror of Big Business". Should be thought-provoking for sure. COMING SOON.

child-57 CAPTAIN PATCHOGUE "The Sin City Tapes" (2xCASSETTE) This newly found material of the Captain's trip to Las Vegas. Accompanied by Stalin Prescott (who played keyboard on most of the songs), the kareoke king belts out original songs as well as a few Elvis covers. Some were recorded in his motel room while a few were recorded live at seedy bars. All new songs plus alternate versions as well as a few instrumental tracks by the Captain himself. COMING SOON!

and the rest of the catalog.....

CASSETTES, CDRs, etc.:

child-01 EUNUCH "You can tune a piano but you can't tune a eunuch" (C-60) Debut release from the pioneers of phonography. Sixty minutes of collages. Abstract abject noise. Surreal, twirly sketchy masterpieces.

child-02 THE VIOLET GRIND "jazz wind-chimes" (C-60) More California noise from these famous mofo's. Proceed at your own risk. Artwork by TVG. Woo, woo. Note: Some of the hand-drawn artwork was censored by the Childish Tapes Wellness Committee.

child-03 YIN+B "Your Ego is like my Poopee" (C-60) Great anti-ego noise from this fun young guy. This is not for all those "serious" noiseheads. This is harsh FUN noise, man. Sorry, old-timers.

child-04 REYNOLS "Lo pollo de lo vivos" (C-60 + C-30) You know who these guys are. They are from Argentina. You want this for sure. The price is $8.00. Long live Reynols.

child-05 APPLES TO CARBURETORS "Snowhill and Sickle" (C-60) The dynamic duo of office cleaning strut their stuff. Talking and noise. 'Umourous workload problems and lots of slacking off. Also contains a real chase scene between the boys and an unknown prowler.

child-06 EUNUCH "the king in yellow" (C-60) Steve Railey's solo Eunuch project. Insane yet brilliant. The listener is advised not to dismiss it until all sixty minutes have been heard. However, after it is heard we cannot be responsible for bouts of nausea, diarrhea, and/or blindness.

child-07 I.M.F. "Dorry's useful music for Childish" (C-60) The great radio Mange brakes for Childish and sets forth this piece of anti-musical history. Noise for the sik generation. Performed by the grate king of radio. Very useful music indeed. Yes Yes the Levites will be stomped upon!! Listen to this but please don't disagree!!!!!

child-08 STRANGEBALLS "s/t" (C-60) Space like experiments with keyboards..etc. Strange music for strange balls, I suppose. Almost as if you took NASA and mixed it with a few dim orange explosions. Tame yet subtle yet out of this world.

child-09 222 "x 3 conspiracy" (C-60) Harsh noise from Anti-Everything and co. Nice noise for sitting around a table in a Bavarian beerhouse. (1776). Oh, and it comes like fried noodles. How's THAT?

child-10 RHUEM "BM Sex Machine" (C-60) Early 1992 material from Rhuem (of White Tapes). Strange stuff but has some of the most danceable material that can be found on Childish. Heh. Some collage and musical experiments.

child-11 RED SAXOPHONE "Darkworkers?" (C-60) Early attic-bedroom and basement material from Krall and Racki (of Antibody fame). Moving little ditties with keyboards and such. Caution: This was recorded in mono. Waka waka waka!

child-12 COMMISSIONER JORDAN "Worlogog" (C-60) Like a stripped-down Zen version of Eunuch. Looping to contemplate to. And as always, Gorshin approved!

child-13 EUNUCH "The Aroma of Imodium" (C-6)0 Reissue of a cassette that was originally released on Temporary Ltd.. Some tracks on this release are not consistent with the natural Eunuch sound, so beware.

child-14 LA SURRA PLASMATICA "Belgiana..." (C-60) Self professing "folk untunned guitars and noise folk" and various other things. Lyrics in Spanish, amigo. (Nosotros not included) Features members of Monotract!.

child-15 EUNUCH "Million Dollar Slug Bait" (C-60) Thee majestic Eunuch returns! Sixty minutes ov phonography that'll make even the most jaded industrial forefather blink with confusion. Features an extra special appearance by Exodus O-Atmeal on "Life's hard but it's all ya got".

child-16 COLDBATH FIELDS "Hay-Fire Recovery" (C-60) Eerie piano and keyboard tracks. Primitive childishness on a rainy day. Clank clankety-clank.

child-17 EUNUCH "Black Ass Kilo" (C-60) The controversial epic from the Eunuch patrol. Fueled by McDonald's, Orange Hi-C, and ebony cinema, Steve and Jordan spend a few sessions of chilling out on this release. Special appearance by Apples to Carburetors. Extra material that was recorded during those sessions will soon be released as The Complete Black Ass Sessions.

child-18 BAD DRUG LATRINE "Insight One" (C-60) Fake pseudo faux-rock featuring members of Eunuch and Solar Babble. Dark, seedy improv with guitars, percussion and vocals.

child-19 EUNUCH "The Wet End Girls and the Little Red Funeral Pyre" (C-60). 30 minutes of brand new material plus the elusive and out of print "Dancing on the Toilet of Love" tracks. Features first ever solo track by Dana Seymour (of Eunique).

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child-21 WAON "s/t" (C-60) Pre-Eunuch material from Jordan, Steve, and Jorge Patterson. This time its on "the air". More fun collages. Recorded at the legendary Atkins Building in Chicago.

child-22 MUCK FLANNAGAN "Reptile" CASSETTE/CDR Dark, muddy, swamp-folk. Creeeepy.

child-23 EUNUCH "Fiberglass Tiger" (5xC-60) Boxed set of the first four Eunuch releases on Childish..Plus a cassette of remixes. What makes this special is the price. Only $20.00. Comes in video case with inserts galore! Contains: "You can tune a piano...", "The Aroma of Imodium", "the king in yellow", "Million Dollar Slug Bait" and "Seat of My Pants: The Remixes"

child-24 TWADDLEBERSCH "a crystal swamp" (C-30) Two beautiful minimalist dada compositions. A quiet yet moving experience for kids of all ages.

child-25 COMMISSIONER JORDAN "Dear Mr.Gorshin.." (C-60) More looping for contemplation. Just turn off the red phone before you dabble with this. Master Wayne will just have to wait.

child-26 V/A CHURCH AND STATE: Volume 1 (C-60) Compilation/sampler of tracks from various Childish Tapes releases plus some guest projects and unreleased tracks. Features unreleased track by Reynols and others.

child-27 CAPTAIN PATCHOGUE AND THE CAPES "The Captain's Charm" (CDR) The Captain singing heartwrenching ballads. A very scary, romantic and drunken recording.

child-28 THE AUDIO PAUCITY QUARTET "Junk!" (CDR) Definite hep junk/free-jazz cut-up fun featuring a bandleader under the age of 10. Great improv for the hep(loud)cat in all of us. Sunroof! meets cut-up madness.

child-29 THE COLLECTION DIVISION "Sunset Blvd." (CDR) The single to the upcoming full-length. Collage and abstract nonsensical performance. The price is right for this little piece of art. Singing, loops and fun.

child-30 BLOODY WYOMING "The Best of the West in the Heart of the East" (CDR) Semi-hardcore, noisy lo-fi messcore. Violent improv with screams, guitars, noise and drums. Inspired by bloody Spaghetti westerns.
child-31 TAJIK "Hassan Stripper" (CDR) Insane vocals, piano, noise and loops. You can almost feel the violent heat of this recording. Rough action similar to a low budget action movie of the 1980s. Globus would approve.

child-32 TWIZZZ "The Batman Session" (C-60) The house band of Gotham City. Twizzz in their "surf" phase playing the sweet anthem of the caped crusader. Probably influenced by the Green Party in some way.

child-33 D-503 "Fir Street" C-90 Dream-like life atmospheres, metal, creaking, loops, chirps as well as harshities created by a fine chap from Minnesota. I wasn't aware that things got this good in Minnesota. Hmph. Anyway, a solid release that will keep your brain occupied for miles on end.

child-34 SOLAR BABBLE "s/t" (C-60) Steve Railey's legendary band of all-out space rock/trance blahcore.

child-35 MIGHTY WHITEY "Cuban Bastard" (C-30) A very early mish-mosh of nice funny stuff by members of Eunuch and Antibody. Also, NEW nice funny stuff. Sort of like cut-ups. Sort of just like things happening. You won't be disappointed. Well....Rico, Close the winda!!

child-36 CAPTAIN PATCHOGUE AND THE CAPES "A Night on the Town" (CDR) The Captain and company's soulful and toe-taping songs that will be sung for generations to come. It's still kinda creepy, though.

child-37 THE COLLECTION DIVISION "Unknown Pressures" (CDR) Absurd singing, ritualistic drone, ballads, cut-ups and nonsense. Everyone should own this. This release also features the return of Mr.Racki himself. Without a doubt, everyone should own this album.

child-38 CHARLES WHITLEY "Conversations and Lectures, Volume 1" (CDR) Childish had a chance to sit down and talk with this controversial Englishman. He took a break from the lecture circuit to chat with us about the war with Iraq, welfare, punk music, films, his personal life and more. Included are some of his lectures on such topics as the microwave oven/cell-phone connection and surviving in the wilderness by eating insects. Also on this disc are hilarious outtakes from the interview. His intelligence and sense of humor do shine through on these recordings. I can say that it was a definite joy to sit and converse with this eccentric old man. Keep in mind that the quality of the recordings is not that great...but it is still well worth it to hear this man speak.

child-39 TWADDLEBERSCH "Twaddlebox" (50xC-60) Box set of all of Twaddlebersch's previously released material (all the way up to 2001) plus hours and hours of unreleased and new material. Comes with inserts galore plus t-shirt. The well-deserved price-tag is $75.00.

child-40 EUNUCH "You can put perfume on a pig but you can't make him drink" C-60 Get out your black pajamas, Charlie, because its the mighty return of Eunuch!! This is brand new! After not recording material for over a year, Eunuch is back and better than ever. Better than Clayton Moore, better than Zeppo-B, this is it, the mighty return of psych-phonography. Wicked, wicked stuff, my friend. Collages to make you crazy. Its coming down slow, my friend. Its comin’ down slow.

child-41 EUNUCH "Eunuch goes to Hollywood" (C-60) This great release just goes to show that you can't keep a good eunuch down. Sixty minutes of collages only using one song. Can you guess which one? Relax, it'll come to you.

child-42 MASHUE "Order of Thee Potaytow" (CASSETTE) Minimalistic dark ambient spliced
with goofy laughs. Heavily influenced by scary European dark occultic ambient, iced tea and Judge Mills Lane.

child-43 APPLES TO CARBURETORS "The Exploitation of Cartoons" (CASSETTE) Offensive and politically incorrectconversations coupled with pieces of Bloodfist V. A rough and tumble afternoon, raw and on ice. Steve James would approve.

child-44 MOON RIVER TRUSTFUND "Black Tequila in the Land of Sand" (CASSETTE) Call in minimalist grindcore, noisy black-jaw jams or maybe even the screams of the sandblasted wild. In any case its raw and features two vocalists (one a strange opera type..the other very manic); primitive drumming and guitar noise. Recorded in 1995 at the
infamous Venus Dept.

child-45 RAKARAKA "Barbar" (CASSETTE) Drone drainage noise created by a head full of nonsense. Deep Deeep Deeeep. Abstract to the extreme, this should please fans of simplistic noyze.

child-46 DEAD LOCOMOTIVE "Leave No Tracks" (CASSETTE) Warped beats..dark chill-out music for hobo ghosts. A cross between ICE and DJ MOOKAPOOK. So light up those clove cigarettes and space out.

child-47 EKK EKKO "Interstate of Love" (CASSETTE) Guitar noise by Akwan O'Neil...all inspired by life's one great pleasure: love. This would be a great ice-breaker for any first date. Twangy noisy wankery.

child-48 DJ SUPERCHANG "Invincible Armour: 1995-96" (CASSETTE) Indispensible collection of rare early club material.Minimalistic noisy loops and beats for the strict kung-fu dance floor. Raw and kickin'.

child-49 RAKARAKA "Ayaaya" (CASSETTE) More slow bowel-grinding noise, tight and nonsensical. What was this guy thinking?Crazy dreams for tribal nonsense.

child-54 DJ SUPERCHANG "Agave Ce Produit: 1997-98" (CASSETTE) Just the sort of thing to get a party started. Some good old fashioned beats and sounds. Good collection of DJ Superchang's later works. Better produced than the collection of his earlier material.

child-55 BAD DRUG LATRINE "After Eight" (CASSETTE) Newly unearthed material from this classic fake pseudo faux-rock band. Contains two seperate sessions. One is noisy material with guitar noise and persussion. The other is slow and dark loathing expressed through guitar, percussion and monotone vocals. Like a really depressing and pathetic journey into a world of film noir. Full of criminal themes such as homicide at the workplace, suicide, addiction and lost hope (and lots jobs). Why this is on Childish, I don't know...but its surely entertaining. Recorded (in mono) around 1995.

child-56 THOMAS LATCH "Liberals love a Baath" (CASSETTE) Spoken word from a native of rural Pennsylvania. Certain to piss people off from all political sides. Thomas is outspoken and makes no apologies for his honesty. Unlikes most involved in any music scene, he does not subscribe to one mode of thinking when it comes to the issues of the day. No blind dedication to some pointless cause (like the impossible and pointless goal of "world peace"), no trendy bandwagon politics. He is also involved in experimental music which will see the light of day sometime in the near future (hopefully on Childish). Be on the look-out because Thomas is currently working on his next spoken word release which we are told will be titled "The Lovecraftian Horror of Big Business". Should be thought-provoking for sure. COMING SOON.

child-57 CAPTAIN PATCHOGUE "The Sin City Tapes" (2xCASSETTE) This newly found material of the Captain's trip to Las Vegas. Accompanied by Stalin Prescott (who played keyboard on most of the songs), the kareoke king belts out original songs as well as a few Elvis covers. Some were recorded in his motel room while a few were recorded live at seedy bars. All new songs plus alternate versions as well as a few instrumental tracks by the Captain himself. This item is $8.00 and will be COMING SOON!

OTHER ITEMS:

RIO BOUSHBOU Includes: A pack of cowboys and indians. 1 blank tape, Instruction manual. Record your
own Western and send a copy back to us and Childish Tapes will release it. $2.00

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COMING SOONER OR LATER (in no particular order):

THE STALL DOOR "Gatling Gun" (CDR) Debut e.p. by this almost-free-jazz solo act called The Stall Door. Penetrating pieces using mostly just a baroque recorder. Really forceful at times, even scary. A remarkable session.

MUCK FLANNAGAN "Folk Bliss River Romp" (C-30) The semi-legendary singer-songwriter/guitarist's second outing, this time having a little more fun with his craft. Dense, muddy, bayou folk fun.

MASSAH "Cotton, Corn and the Good Lord" (3'' CDR) Working twelve hours a day and this is all he's got to show for it. Lots of screaming and preaching. As close to social commentary as we got here on Childish. Comes in extra special packaging...a nice little keepsake box, hand-painted and everything

MASSAH "present Georgia's Finest Moonshine" (3'' CDR) More preaching about drinking and the Civil War as well as gunfighting with Southerners.

TAJIK "Guns and Motorboats" (CDR) Bursts of furied screaming, noise, piano, percussion and loops.

JIMMY PAYSTUB "Colorado Kool-aid" C-30. Some good old back alley bar-hopping drunken stories filled with booze and brawls. Some semi-songs thrown in once and a while.

EUNIQUE "s/t" (C-30) Dana Seymour's solo debut. Collages of a nice gentle fun blue furry nature. Highly recommended of course.

YIN+B "Noise GOD U.S.A." (C-60) After spending $35,000+ on distortion pedals, amplifiers and various other noisy items, Mr. B brings you his opus of noise magnitude.

TWADDLEBERSCH "Un Crime dans une Maison de Fous" (CDR) Four tracks of traveling latrinist atmosphere. Collages and experiments. An insane mixture of sounds that will confuse the majority. (This material is not included in the Twaddlebox set)

THE FLYING GORSHINS "Like Nobody's Business!" (C-30) Ex-Solar Babble members team up with Jordan Krall of Eunuch to do gorshinary folk/rock/ramble songs.

The Miska Gin and Tonic Series:

TWADDLEBERSCH "Cleonice: Dernieres Amours" (CDR) Imagine a library a night and a nervous man flipping through books, scribbling and muttering.

EUNIQUE "Las Ideas no se Matan" (CDR) Happy exploration of chattering...

EUNUCH "Iterum" (CDR) Subtle repetition for any inner sanctum. Phonography at its most occult.

COLDBATH FIELDS "les fragments du roman de tristan" (CDR) Short recording of piano clankings for love and prosperity and bedtime medications.

WALK N' TALK STEVE "Les Lais de Marie de France" (CDR) More musings by this one-of-a-kind doll. Walking around and talking, thinking and discussing.. quietly and thoughtfully.

YIN+B "Realistes et Naturalistes" (CDR) The young prince of fu'oise ignores all convention and creates and sweaty masterpiece of quiet fu'oise that is both earthly and spiritual.

TWADDLEBERSCH "Theatre Complet de Emile Augier II" (CDR) and "Theatre Complet de Emile Augier IV" (C-60). Double the pleasure of latrinist flatterings on the stage of sublimity. Quiet pepts-pepts and feese-feese. The cMiska Gin and Tonic series ends on a note of passion and pleasure in a library at night. (Not included in Twaddlebox)

and much much much more!!!