YOUR MOMMA 4

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Yo mama's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!

Yo mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone

Yo mama's so ugly she looks  out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away.

Yo mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back

Yo mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.

Yo mama's so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass

Yo mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train

Yo mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.

Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped the clock!

Yo mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty

Yo mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.

Yo mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows

Yo mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everYone.

Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, her mama'saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"

Yo mama's so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!

Yo mama's so ugly Yo dad first met her at the pound

Yo mama's so ugly You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies

Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.

When Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit away!"

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