Memorable Lines

Rather than quote the entire movie (which would be the only way to get down every excellent line) I'll just transcribe some of my very favorite exchanges. Here we go:

 

[After Buffy has spent a night Slaying...]
BUFFY: It was a trap, get it? I led him in.
MERRICK: It was a blind alley, get it? If there had been any more of them you would be dead. You must never forget the cardinal rule Buffy: One Vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
BUFFY: Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?

 

[After Amilyn comes back from the fight where he lost his arm in Pike's truck]
AMILYN: I had him in my grasp!
LOTHOS: Cheer up, you may still.

 

[While Buffy's fighting the one-armed Amilyn]
AMILYN: We're immortal Buffy. We can do anything!
BUFFY: (kicks him up against a wall) Oh yeah? Clap.

 

[Buffy talking with Merrick about Slaying]
BUFFY: Merrick, I'm not gonna croak that easily. I've got something those other girls didn't have.
MERRICK: And what might that be, pray?
BUFFY: (shrugs) My keen fashion sense?
MERRICK: Oh, Vampires of the world beware.
BUFFY: Merrick, you made a joke! Are you okay, do you want to lie down? I know it hurts the first time...

 

[In an interview after the slaughter at the Senior Dance]
GARY MURRAY: I think the students learned a valuable lesson. Except for the dead ones.. I mean, they learned it, they just didn't really have time to implement it... are we live?

 

[Pike and Benny, somewhat inebriated, discuss Buffy and friends]
PIKE: I mean, you don't even like her, but you'd sleep with her. What is that?
BENNY: I got news for ya, pal: another shot of this and I'd have sex with you.
PIKE: Yeah, but you'd never call me...

 

[Merrick, trying to convince Buffy she is the Slayer, throws a knife at her, which she catches]
BUFFY: You threw a knife at my head!
MERRICK: Yes, I had to show you.
BUFFY: But... you threw a knife at my head.

 

[After Pike jumps into a fight and helps Buffy]
BUFFY: What are you doing here?
PIKE: What am I doing here? I'm saving your butt. (Buffy reacts shocked) Well... there was sort of an exchange of butts. At least I didn't faint.

 

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