• Tree axehandles across da arse
  (A heavy person..takes 3 axehandles to support him/her)
• Blowed up like a gernet
  (Can't eat another bite.)
• A tourist was in my hometown once and asked a man who is well known to be "quick on da tongue", what do you call potatoes around here (looking for the answer "taties"). To that he quickly replied "We don't call potatoes around here, we gets a shovel and digs 'em".
• The same man had his gun out on one fine Sunday morning shooting at crows that were on his clothes line. A young boy went up to him and said "It's bad luck to shoot crows on Sunday", to which he replied "Bad luck for da crow dat is".
• She's flat ass cam dis morn
  (The seas are calm)
• She had the prettiest blue eyes, one blew east and one blew west
  (Her eyes were crossed)
• There's more meat on Good Friday
  (Reference to a very skinny person)
• Sure as there's sh't in a cat
  (Certainty)
• Me ol'dear
  (Term of affection)
• Me ol'cock
  (Same as above)

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