• Boil up
  (Big dinner)
• Can of dickie birds
  (Vienna sausages)
• Lord tundering jesus
  (Alternative swearing)
• You haven't got a click and there's 10,000 clicks in a clue
• A boat pulls up to the wharf with some fish.  The guy on the wharf owns the boat and had just purchased a brand new set of oars.  In the boat were his two sisters.   The old timer standing next to hims siad "That's a fine set of oars there young man.  The Young fella looked at him defensively.  "They're not oars, they're my sisters.
• Fader,me son, you're some stun
  (stupid)
• Smokes like a tilt she chain smokes like a chimney
  (Consistent smoke coming out of it)
• Nice day on clothes
  (Great day to dry clothes on the line)
• Throw the cows over the fence some hay!
  (Feed hay to the cows)
• Who owns you?
  (Who's your parents?)

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