Jensf: OH NO!

Boulf: OH YES!

Jensf: NO! NO! NO!

Boulf: YES! YES! YES!

Jensf: Anyone who just entered our conversation porbably think you're raping me.

Boulf: I am raping you.

Jensf: How needlessly graphic and violent.

Boulf: Yes.

Jensf: (On realisation that she's still be raped) No! Also, there's no plot, so why!?

Boulf: Who needs a plot when you've got illegal things such as rape taking place?

Jensf: Me, I don't even know your motive for raping me.

Boulf: My motive? Let's just say I felt like raping a corpse.

Jensf: I'm not a corpse.

[Boulf kills Jensf]

Boulf: Snort, now you're dead, and now I've proven my case in a needlessly graphic humour

[Sometime later, as in, after Boulf has stopped being needlessly graphic]

Kensd: Hi Boulf, I haven't seen you in a long time, been up to much?

Boulf: Just the standard raping corpses.

Kensd: Pfft, lightweight.

Boulf: HOLY CRAP! WHAT IS THAT!?

Plot: Hi, generate something funny that GBVFDJKGBRVHHJNTYNND!!FUCKGBFHD!

Boulf: What?

Plot: Sorry, I got pissed off half-way through that sentance and just shouted obscurities.

Boulf: I don't like you, get lost.

[Plot gets lost]

Kensd: My penis hurts...

Boulf: Oh?

Kensd: ...young children.

Boulf: Hahahah. Let's tell some dead baby jokes?

Kensd: Let's not and say we slaughtered them instead.

Boulf: WHat?

Kensd: JBNFVGKFDBKHGFKHDSGBHKRBVEKGRD

[Corrupt Error: Kensd can no longer run, his legs were removed.]

Boulf: Kensd, you appear to have no legs?

Kensd: Yes, but at least there's no 'arm lost.

Boulf: Don't use shite jokes, Luke might get us.

Kensd: Who's Luke?

Luke: Not me.

Boulf: HAHAH, Good Ol' Ironic Luke.

Luke: Oh.

[Luke goes somewhere where no-one cares about, as do Boulf and Kensd]

Mr. Brown: It's like woaaah baby.

Mr. Pink: There is a Mr. Orange here.

Mr. Orange: Ha.

Mr. Blue: I'm worthless and deserve no more than 5 minutes on screen, waste a good colour name, why not.

Mr. Blonde: You ever listen to K Blly's super sounds of the seventies?

Mr. Pink: OMG, you l0s3r, only nerds listen to music not made yesterday featuring shit music.

Mr. Blonde: /me explodes

Mr. Everyone else: /me explodes

[Meanwhile on the planet Mongo...]

Ming: HAHAHA! MONGO! I can't believe we get away with that in this day and age.

Ming's Bitch: Hahaha, you gotta love those mongo's for their stupid faces.

Ming: I believe they prefer to be called Chromosomically Disabled.

[Meanwhile on politically correct planet Chromosomically Disabled...]

Chrimisimocally Dosable: HAHAHA! Chromosomically Disabled! I can't believe we get away with that in this day and age.

Chrimisimocally Dosable's Bitch: Hahaha, etc.

Flash: A-AH!

Brian Blessed's Character: Gordon's Alive!

Flash: A-AH! Yes.

Brian Blessed's Character: I'M BRIAN BLESSED!

Timothy Dalton's Character: I once was the best spy agent ever, now I'm basically Robin Hood.

The Guy Off Of Crystal Maze's Character: I'm bald.

Gabriel Bryne: Who's Flash Gordon?

Kevin Spacey: Who's Flash Gordon?

Flash: A-AH! Me.

Gabriel Bryne and/or Kevin Spacey: Oh.

[SUPER FUCKING MEGA-TWIST THAT NO-ONE EXPECTS]

Gabriel Bryne: I wish Kevin Spacey films stopped ending like this.

Kevin Spacey: Alas, I cannot comment, for I am dead, that was the super fucking mega-twist that no-one expected, btw.

Ewan McGregor: Och.

Boulf: OH YES!

Rob Brydon: HAHAHAHA! I'M FUCKING WELSH, I'M JUST GOING TO STAND HERE DOING FUCK ALL, BUT DON'T WORRY, IT'LL BE FUNNY.

John Williams: Hahah, my last name has the word "Willi" in it.

Flash: A-AH!HAHAHA! WILLI! JOHN WILLI!

Rob Brydon: Willi E. Coyote.

Willi E. Coyote: Yes?

Rob Brydon: Oh *beep* *beep* off!

Willi E. Coyote: *beep* *beep*