Guv: THE TIDE IS COMING IN!!!!!

Cap'n: GEE WHIZ, ARE YOU SURE, GUV?

Guv: Ye-huh.

Cap'n: Man, we'd be in whizzing trouble, if we weren't in this hotel here.

Guv: You can say that again, Cap'n.

Cap'n: Man, we'd be in whizz...

Guv: Oh, just DIE!

Cap'n: I'm afraid I can't do that, Guv.

Guv: Why t'hell not?

Cap'n: I already am.

Guv: Why that doesn't make a lick of sense.

Cap'n: Yes, but it explains why I'm halfway through this here wall.

Sailor: I went done gone and soiled myself, Guv.

Guv: Sometimes I feel I belong on the most idiotic ship across the seven seas.

Sailor: You don't, your ship sank several moons ago, and you're yet to get a reprised version.

Guv: CURSES!

Curses: Yes Guv?

Guv: Get me a glass of port!

Cap'n: And me a glass of -

Guv: DON'T YOU!

Cap'n: - Star -

Guv: DARE!

Cap'n: - board.