Jesus: Hello kids, today I'm going to talk to you about litter, 
and how bad and wrong it all is. But first, I'm going to tell 
you about Luke Whitmore, the little atheist that could.

Jesus (cont.): Luke was born, and then grew up, and then he made 
lots of good jokes, and he made the world a better place and 
EVERYONE loved him for what he was. But then his hair caught fire,
and no-one wanted to speak to him, because HIS HAIR IS ON FIRE! 
HIS HAIR IS ON FIRE! And so, to celebrate, we light our heads in 
memory of Luke. And if, on that day, you see anyone's hair who isn't 
on fire, you know it must be Luke, because he's dead. Which brings
me to today's lecture on littering...