Timmy: Oh.

Mr. Schnapps: Fucking right.

Timmy: Let's rape?

Mr. Schnapps: That sounds like something Mr. 38uy54 would do.

Timmy: Who's Mr. 38uy54?

Mr. Schnapps: Me.

Timmy: Oh.

[something happens, but it's a secret thus far]

Timmy: What was that?

Mr Schnapps/Mr. 38uy54: A secret thus far.

Timmy: Tell me about it.

Mr Schnapps/Mr. 38uy54: It's something that no-one will know until it's redeemed fit.

Timmy: If the secret is "Jostein Hakestad" it will never be redeemed fit.

Mr. S/Mr. 3: Snort.

Timmy: Snort what?

Mr. S/Mr. 3: Snort ma'am.

[Vinny Vicks enters, or has entered since some time earlier, obviously.]

Vinny Vicks: Hi.

Timmy: Who are you?

Vinny Vicks: I'm Vinny Vicks?

Timmy: THE Vinny Vicks?

Vinny Vicks: Yes?

Mr. S/Mr. 3: Vinny Vicks, what brings you here?

Vinny Vicks: God.

God: It's true, I picked him up in my jeep.

Timmy: A lot of Christians are probably pissed off about the accusations that God has a jeep.

Timmy: A lot of Jews are probably pissed off about being ignored when it comes to worshipping God.

Timmy: A lot of Muslims are probably pissed off about being Muslims.

God: I would have taken my Corvette, but, it blew up.

Timmy: What did it blow up?

God: 5 balloons and a condom.

Vinny Vicks: Why am I here?

God: I picked you up in my jeep.

Vinny Vicks: But why?

God: I was expecting gay rape, but you SURPRISED me.

Timmy: A lot of Christians are probably pissed off about the accusations that God didn't get gay raped.

Mr. S/Mr. 3: A lot of readers are probably pissed off about reading this far without being rewarded with pornography.

God: And I'm one of them!

Timmy: Surely, as your role of God, you've foreseen everything that's happened.

God: No, and don't call me Shirley.

[Timmy does not.]

God: Thanks.

Vinny Vicks: WE'RE HERE!

Mr. S/Mr. 3: Where?

Vinny Vicks: Here.

Mr. S/Mr. 3: But we've been here for 5 minutes now.

Vinny Vicks: I know.

Mr. S/Mr. 3: So, what's your point?

Vinny Vicks: My point is on a compass, which helps me draw perfect circles.

[EARLIER THAT DAY]

Mr. Schnapps: My penis fell off today.

Timmy: Oh.

Mr. Schnapps: Fucking right.

Timmy: Let's rape?

[BACK TO REAL-TIME]

Reader #1: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Reader #2: It does!?

Reader #1: Yes, the reason Timmy requested rape is because Mr. Schnapps' penis fell off.

Reader #2: Is it?

Reader #1: Possibly, though I'm not 100% sure.

100% Sure: I am.

Reader #3: I don't get it, I stopped reading it after "Who's Mr. 38uy54?"

Reader #4: I AM SIMPLY OUTRAGED ABOUT HOW IT IS ASSUMED THAT I AM PROBABLY PISSED OFF ABOUT BEING IGNORED WHEN IT COMES TO WORSHIPPING GOD!