i once had this dog house in my backyard and and i used to sleep in
it and i lived in it and it came with lots of goodies and and and it
came with this sauna and the sauna came with a toaster attached
inside and i used to turn on the sauna and the satellite dish aimed a
microwave laser into the sky and and everyday it would snipe off
santa claus and that reindeer with that nose and the sky turned
blue and and and and i didn't have a dog and when the dog house
found out it got pretty angry at me because i was just seducing it
for the money and it ran away so i went to the police and they said
they couldn't find it, son and i got pretty sad so i dug a hole in the
yard and built a snow fort out of the mud and some coffee nuts
came seeking revenge for the defecation i blessed it with so i i i i i i
kind of really sort of in a way ate a t.v. dinner and don't even talk
to me