"Hey kid! I got this cool dune buggy for sale. Wanna buy it? I know you do. Just look at how much fun it could be. I can remember riding around the bowels of Hell for hours on this thing. But alas, I can no longer enjoy such things. Duty calls and I have to watch the little devils while the old lady works her hours at the IRS. The evil imps will grow bored if I don't entertain them. Damn kids. So are you gonna buy it?"
$500
Buy the Buggy | Move on