"Our top story tonight: A normal traffic stop turns ugly as the man arrested is found with an estimated 25,000 dollars worth of heavy artillery in his trunk. An interesting note, the man had no arms. Exactly how he was able to drive the vehicle is still unknown. We will let you know as soon as more details trickle in. In other news, the famed Chase HQ car was purchased today at the NES Car Show and Auction. The auctioneer was happy to announce that they had finally sold one of the more classic cars on the lot. Though it wasn't the mysterious "best deal of the show", he still seemed happy that someone was finally able to part with the beloved futuristic squad car.....And that is all tonight for the six-o-clock news. I am Joe Mama...thank you."
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